e.v. has a big butt
by sljdskslsmjx June 18, 2021
That stupid ass middle school where everyone juuls and hates their life. Home of the worst teacher ever, ms paris.
Omg did u hear about that one kid at E.v. cain that stuck his juul up his ass before he was searched.
by Urgayer November 22, 2019
That dumb ass middle school where every kid juuls and is super gay, home of the wost teacher ever, Ms Paris. Also the most sucky school ever.
Damn bro did you hear about how the kid at E.V. Cain stuck his juul up his ass before he got searched
by Urgayer November 22, 2019
by iheartsamsclub October 11, 2011
A form of interior design popular among evangelical Christians, in which "pleasant", Christian-themed home decor is favored. Often involves a variety of decorative crosses; wall hangings, picture frames and/or garden stones inscribed with Bible verses in script fonts; numbered prints of Thomas Kincade paintings; pictures of children praying; pictures depicting Bible scenes; and statuettes of angels. Most e.v. chic items can be purchased at Hobby Lobby or Kirklands.
by iheartsamsclub October 10, 2011
Is only the best author in the world since the last London Olympics.
E.V. Wylds is a pen name for Ellie Vale Wylds, author of a YA series called "The Chronicles of Santera". She is also known for her short adventure, fantasy, suspense, horror, and sci-fi stories.
Some don't know she has also been posting erotic short stories and NA erotica novels like "Behind Adriana's Eyes" under the secondary pen name "Ellie Vale" since 2012.
Although she likes to disappear without a trace a few months out of the year, her new stories are worth the hiatus when she returns.
E.V. Wylds is a pen name for Ellie Vale Wylds, author of a YA series called "The Chronicles of Santera". She is also known for her short adventure, fantasy, suspense, horror, and sci-fi stories.
Some don't know she has also been posting erotic short stories and NA erotica novels like "Behind Adriana's Eyes" under the secondary pen name "Ellie Vale" since 2012.
Although she likes to disappear without a trace a few months out of the year, her new stories are worth the hiatus when she returns.
Sarah: "Have you started E.V. Wylds' new book '9,000 Reasons' yet?"
Joey: "I just got it today! I am so glad she's back! I just finished her last book 'Never Falter', it was so amazing!"
Beth: "Are you guys talking about E.V. Wylds? Did you know she also writes adult novels and short stories under a different name too!"
Sarah & Joey: "No way! I've never heard that!"
Beth: "Yeah, she wrote 'Behind Adriana's Eyes' and 'For the Weekend' both as Ellie Vale."
Joey: "I just got it today! I am so glad she's back! I just finished her last book 'Never Falter', it was so amazing!"
Beth: "Are you guys talking about E.V. Wylds? Did you know she also writes adult novels and short stories under a different name too!"
Sarah & Joey: "No way! I've never heard that!"
Beth: "Yeah, she wrote 'Behind Adriana's Eyes' and 'For the Weekend' both as Ellie Vale."
by Modern_Day_Discovarian February 14, 2020
This occurs when women break up with their long term boyfriends. EVS becomes active in women about a week or less after a break up of a long term sexually active relationship. this can be beneficial to men looking to have intercourse with said woman/chick. this operates much like a "rebound". EVS also has many varyations, including: virgin evs (VEVS)~ when a girl wants to have sex really badly because she is a virgin. situational evs (SEVS)~ when a girl wants you cock because of the fact you are "playing hard to get". and cyclical evs (CEVS)~ when a girl has broken up and the original case of EVS has already run its course, this usually doesnt occur until about a year after not having sex and when the initial EVS is done.
empty vagina syndrome (E.V.S)- dude she just broke up with her bf...shes going to have evs in a few days.
VEVS- dude she is a virgin, she wants it so bad.
SEVS- dude i didn't talk to my gf for like a week, im giving her some SEVS.
CEVS- dude she had a bf like a year ago and hasnt had sex or a bf in so long, she wants it bad now.
VEVS- dude she is a virgin, she wants it so bad.
SEVS- dude i didn't talk to my gf for like a week, im giving her some SEVS.
CEVS- dude she had a bf like a year ago and hasnt had sex or a bf in so long, she wants it bad now.
by chevyman24 June 17, 2010