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the dairy farmer 

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When your eager partner wants you to blow a load and she sticks her finger up you butt and then pulls down on your shaft is alternating directions, giving the appearance that she is a dairy farmer for something more than just milk.
Dude, how did that date go last night with the librarian type chick. Dude, total surprise, she pulled the dairy farmer on me until I blew a load into her bucket!
the dairy farmer by Stagmen February 23, 2017
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Daira

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A tall, gorgeous girl who cares about everyone and can be too forgiving and nice at times. She is everyone's friend and sticks up for you when you need it. Daira can be a bitch and if ur being a bitch she's going to tell you to your face. She doesn't give a shit about what people think. She has always loved food and animals, and has always been there for her besties whenever they need her. Daira hates being alone and losing people she cares about, but she also loves standing up for what she believes in. She can make anyone laugh and make your day better just by talking to you. She is very trustworthy and kindhearted and you can come to her about anything. Daira will never backstab you or hurt you physically or emotionally on purpose and she will be very sorry if she does. Daira acts tough on the outside and all big and shit. But there's more to that, in her heart, she is sweet and kindhearted and on the outside she's a hard rock. She pushes you away if you hurt her, and she pushes all the loved ones away some times because she doesn't want to be hurt even more than she already is. She hates doing so. But it's a necessity if she wants to live. She has a hard life but makes everyone else's better and that cheers her up to think so.
Lilly: "Who's your best friend?"

Kirsten: "Daira. No dip Sherlock"

DeAira

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When you first met DeAira she was shy and to herself, but being around her opened up a side no one can forget. DeAira's are usually beautiful and intelligent. She's very goofy and family oriented, and when you see her she's usually surrounded by a group of friends making them laugh. Everyone loves having her around, and everyone invites her because she lights up the whole room. She can make you fall in love just by her smile or the way she flutters her eyelashes. She's crazy, fun, and well respected. DeAira's are usually open when it comes to finding their match they can go from men like Morris Chestnut, to men like Adam Rodriguez, but usually settling down for the Ashton Kutchers. When you meet a DeAira don't let her or her gorgeous brown eyes go.
"Who is that?"

"Oh that's DeAira"

"DeAira? man I have to get to know her."
DeAira by alphamale000 July 29, 2014

you fight like a dairy farmer 

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The best insult EVER CREATED.

Spawned from The Secret Of Monkey Island, this insult is best used when lashed upon an unwitting fencing companion and/or pirate
"You fight like a dairy farmer!"

"How appropriate, you fight like a cow"

Daira

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teh beest forand eveer she ise realeh nice
daira is {amazoning] she ise samart
Daira by nalabala June 6, 2018

dairy area 

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"Get your hands away from my dairy area."
dairy area by evelyn52 January 9, 2012
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
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Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
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Chancla

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The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
Chancla by TardisBae October 31, 2014
Word of the Day on August 16, 2026

Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

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Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
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