dyssomnia 

Whining for absolutely no reason just so someone can use an excessive amount of melatonin.

Makenna has dyssomnia.

dyssomnia by Ktd10 October 8, 2019

Dystonia 

A neurological movement disorder affecting about 1% of the population. Incorrect signals from the brain cause muscles to contract and spasm involuntarily.

Why is your body all twisted and shaky

I suffer from Dystonia.

Dystonia by CoconutMonkey November 27, 2010

Dubsomnia 

The inability to sleep due to a constant stream of VW related thoughts usually stemming from an addiction to the online Volkswagen community VWVortex. Dubsomnia is usually also associated with a decrease in the suffer's GPA.

6:00pm: "I gotta do my homework but first I'm gonna check out the 'tex real quick"
....hours pass....
11:00pm: "11pm, time to check the classifieds :-D"
2:00am: "Holy crap I'm tired, freakin' dubsomnia; hopefully the homework gnomes still have enough time to finish my 10 page essay for me."

Dubsomnia by Phil Enzler December 14, 2008

Dysnomlia

The inability to associate the name with the person at the very moment you need to tell someone who that person is.

See also: Dysmomlia.

“She felt like a pilock when her dysnomlia kicked in and she couldn’t tell her new boyfriend what her oldest friend’s name was”

Dysnomlia by YvonnerAB February 16, 2018

dystonia 

A rare neurological disorder often trigged by the seasonal flu shot. Dystonia has gotten recent attention in the media due to the 26 year old woman who is unable to walk forwards without stumbling and making jerking movements. She is unable to walk normal unless she is running...talk about a one in a million chance!

Christian: Why do you keep running away from me?
Katie: It's the only way to calm my dystonia homes!

dystonia by erieee December 1, 2009

Dyssimia 

To be "Dyssimic" means to have "Social Dyslexia". That is, saying the wrong thing at the wrong time, and not reading the situation you are in at all properly, generally acting like a tool in social situations.

"Man, that gut with a bucket on his head, and a poodle under his left arm has a severe case of Dyssimia. But what a great turn out to the funeral...."

Dyssimia by Steve Hearne August 12, 2003

Dysmomlia

The inability for a mom to associate the name with the child being scolded at that moment. See also: Dysnomlia.

“I laugh every time the dysmomlia kicks in and Mom has to run through all my siblings names before she finally calls me by my name!”

Dysmomlia by YvonnerAB February 16, 2018