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dyssomnia 

Whining for absolutely no reason just so someone can use an excessive amount of melatonin.
Makenna has dyssomnia.
dyssomnia by Ktd10 October 8, 2019
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Dystonia 

A neurological movement disorder affecting about 1% of the population. Incorrect signals from the brain cause muscles to contract and spasm involuntarily.
Why is your body all twisted and shaky

I suffer from Dystonia.
Dystonia by CoconutMonkey November 27, 2010
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Dubsomnia 

The inability to sleep due to a constant stream of VW related thoughts usually stemming from an addiction to the online Volkswagen community VWVortex. Dubsomnia is usually also associated with a decrease in the suffer's GPA.
6:00pm: "I gotta do my homework but first I'm gonna check out the 'tex real quick"
....hours pass....
11:00pm: "11pm, time to check the classifieds :-D"
2:00am: "Holy crap I'm tired, freakin' dubsomnia; hopefully the homework gnomes still have enough time to finish my 10 page essay for me."
Dubsomnia by Phil Enzler December 14, 2008
The inability to associate the name with the person at the very moment you need to tell someone who that person is.

See also: Dysmomlia.
“She felt like a pilock when her dysnomlia kicked in and she couldn’t tell her new boyfriend what her oldest friend’s name was”
Dysnomlia by YvonnerAB February 16, 2018

dystonia 

A rare neurological disorder often trigged by the seasonal flu shot. Dystonia has gotten recent attention in the media due to the 26 year old woman who is unable to walk forwards without stumbling and making jerking movements. She is unable to walk normal unless she is running...talk about a one in a million chance!
Christian: Why do you keep running away from me?
Katie: It's the only way to calm my dystonia homes!
dystonia by erieee December 1, 2009

Dyssimia 

To be "Dyssimic" means to have "Social Dyslexia". That is, saying the wrong thing at the wrong time, and not reading the situation you are in at all properly, generally acting like a tool in social situations.
"Man, that gut with a bucket on his head, and a poodle under his left arm has a severe case of Dyssimia. But what a great turn out to the funeral...."
Dyssimia by Steve Hearne August 12, 2003
The inability for a mom to associate the name with the child being scolded at that moment. See also: Dysnomlia.
“I laugh every time the dysmomlia kicks in and Mom has to run through all my siblings names before she finally calls me by my name!”
Dysmomlia by YvonnerAB February 16, 2018
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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