Dubsomnia 

The inability to sleep due to a constant stream of VW related thoughts usually stemming from an addiction to the online Volkswagen community VWVortex. Dubsomnia is usually also associated with a decrease in the suffer's GPA.

6:00pm: "I gotta do my homework but first I'm gonna check out the 'tex real quick"
....hours pass....
11:00pm: "11pm, time to check the classifieds :-D"
2:00am: "Holy crap I'm tired, freakin' dubsomnia; hopefully the homework gnomes still have enough time to finish my 10 page essay for me."

Dubsomnia by Phil Enzler December 14, 2008

Dubsomnia 

The inability to sleep due to a constant stream of VW related thoughts usually stemming from an addiction to the online Volkswagen community VWVortex. Dubsomnia is usually also associated with a decrease in the suffer's GPA.

6:00pm: "I gotta do my homework but first I'm gonna check out the 'tex real quick"
....hours pass....
11:00pm: "11pm, time to check the classifieds :-D"
2:00am: "Holy crap I'm tired, freakin' dubsomnia; hopefully the homework gnomes still have enough time to finish my 10 page essay for me."

Dubsomnia by Phil Enzler December 14, 2008

Dinsomnia 

Stay up all night and sleep all day

Junior Dracula has Dinsomnia.

Dinsomnia by Junior Dracula January 4, 2022

dyssomnia 

Whining for absolutely no reason just so someone can use an excessive amount of melatonin.

Makenna has dyssomnia.

dyssomnia by Ktd10 October 8, 2019

Dinsomnia 

Stay away all night and sleep through the day.

Junior Dracula has a serious case of Dinsomnia.

Dinsomnia by Junior Dracula January 5, 2022

diasomniaz 

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I love diasomniaz he’s so pretty

diasomniaz by Averagemanlover March 23, 2023