dishsomnia

Dishomnia is an inability to do the dishes because of excessive sleepiness. The person typically experiences changes in the amount and/or timing of sleep, and how restful it is in direct correlation to when it is his or her turn to do the dishes. It is rampant in 'tweens and teenagers.

Our daughter has chronic dishsomnia.

dishsomnia by lotusoftheheart December 29, 2015

Dinsomnia 

Stay up all night and sleep all day

Junior Dracula has Dinsomnia.

Dinsomnia by Junior Dracula January 4, 2022

dishsoapian 

A person who grows out of a mason jar and haunts pianos in their dreams. They then go into the stomach of a snake and turns into dishsoap

I witnessed a dishsoapian in my mason jar.

dishsoapian by bubble bum March 23, 2019

dyssomnia 

Whining for absolutely no reason just so someone can use an excessive amount of melatonin.

Makenna has dyssomnia.

dyssomnia by Ktd10 October 8, 2019

Dinsomnia 

Stay away all night and sleep through the day.

Junior Dracula has a serious case of Dinsomnia.

Dinsomnia by Junior Dracula January 5, 2022

diasomniaz 

Diasomniaz is the best person out there
They’re so hot and kind
Im inlove with him

I love diasomniaz he’s so pretty

diasomniaz by Averagemanlover March 23, 2023