dishsomnia

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Dishomnia is an inability to do the dishes because of excessive sleepiness. The person typically experiences changes in the amount and/or timing of sleep, and how restful it is in direct correlation to when it is his or her turn to do the dishes. It is rampant in 'tweens and teenagers.

Our daughter has chronic dishsomnia.

dishsomnia by lotusoftheheart December 29, 2015

Words you can keep

Dinsomnia

Stay up all night and sleep all day

Junior Dracula has Dinsomnia.

Dinsomnia by Junior Dracula January 4, 2022

Related Words

dishsomnia • Dinsomnia • diasomniaz • dishsoapian • dyssomnia • Dich-Sonia

dishsoapian

A person who grows out of a mason jar and haunts pianos in their dreams. They then go into the stomach of a snake and turns into dishsoap

I witnessed a dishsoapian in my mason jar.

dishsoapian by bubble bum March 23, 2019

dyssomnia

Whining for absolutely no reason just so someone can use an excessive amount of melatonin.

Makenna has dyssomnia.

dyssomnia by Ktd10 October 8, 2019

Dinsomnia

Stay away all night and sleep through the day.

Junior Dracula has a serious case of Dinsomnia.

Dinsomnia by Junior Dracula January 5, 2022

diasomniaz

Diasomniaz is the best person out there
They’re so hot and kind
Im inlove with him

I love diasomniaz he’s so pretty

diasomniaz by Averagemanlover March 23, 2023

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026