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The inability for a mom to associate the name with the child being scolded at that moment. See also: Dysnomlia.
“I laugh every time the dysmomlia kicks in and Mom has to run through all my siblings names before she finally calls me by my name!”
Dysmomlia by YvonnerAB February 16, 2018
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Dysomiia 

a Su-25t Frogfoot Soviet fighter jet that likes hands and is into selfcest
"Dysomiia is into selfcest"

Dysnomia 

Confusing particular names for one another, for example 'Sarah' for 'Lisa' and vice versa.

Similar to dyscalculia, wherein someone may believe that 5+6=10, dysnomia can strike at any time with the sufferer being nonetheless completely unaware. Most commonly dysnomia occurs when meeting another person for the first time and exchanging names as part of the initial greeting: "Hi, my name's Lisa..." and the conversation then continues and after ten minutes of talking the other person confidently bids them farewell, unintentionally substituting another name for the person's actual name, only to be corrected.

Dysnomia can cause offence and insult to the person whose name has been misremembered, and confusion and embarrassment to the person with difficulty remembering the names.

ORIGIN: coined in German from dys- ‘difficult’ + Latin nomen ‘name’.
"Sorry Lisa, I often confuse the names Sarah and Lisa, it's my dysnomia... Oh, I meant sorry Sarah... You know what I mean."

Dysnomia 

Confusing particular names for one another, for example 'Sarah' for 'Lisa' and vice versa.

Similar to dyscalculia, wherein someone may believe that 5+6=10, dysnomia can strike at any time with the sufferer being nonetheless completely unaware. Most commonly dysnomia occurs when meeting another person for the first time and exchanging names as part of the initial greeting: "Hi, my name's Lisa..." and the conversation then continues and after ten minutes of talking the other person confidently bids them farewell, unintentionally substituting another name for the person's actual name, only to be corrected.

Dysnomia can cause offence and insult to the person whose name has been misremembered, and confusion and embarrassment to the person with difficulty remembering the names.

ORIGIN: coined in German from dys- ‘difficult’ + Latin nomen ‘name’.
"Sorry Lisa, I often confuse the names Sarah and Lisa, it's my dysnomia... Oh, I meant sorry Sarah... You know what I mean."

dyssomnia 

Whining for absolutely no reason just so someone can use an excessive amount of melatonin.
Makenna has dyssomnia.
dyssomnia by Ktd10 October 8, 2019

dysomiia 

dysomiia is the best person on discord,

they're smart witty and handsome, they're also usually right about most things and don't question their judgment

dysomiia is hilarious and funny, again best person on discord.
dude, dysomiia is hilarious

bro, he's so smart, i bet he's a dyso (dysomiia(
dysomiia by dysomiia April 26, 2021