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Dylaning 

To take or borrow something, namely chairs, without the intention of stealing it, yet forgetting to return the item and therefore stealing, or 'Dylaning", said item; however, no malice is present when Dylaning .
I came back to my desk to find my chair missing, I looked over to my co-worker and found I had been subject to a Dylaning.
Dylaning by MoneyMav August 3, 2016
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dylaning 

The act of being hot, sexy, and cute all simultaneously.
“Yo look at that guy over there he’s dylaning”
dylaning by kellyoubrefan69 February 5, 2022

Dylaning 

A term used to describe a specific form of assault wherein the perpetrator abruptly pulls down another man's pants and inserts the victims penis into their mouth before readjusting the victim's clothing.
“He was too shocked to even resist the Dylaning occurring”
Dylaning by TYyrrePJ May 6, 2024

Dolaning 

The art of looking at the man you want to be (success with career, ladies, people etc), giving a sidelong glance indicative of sexual desire and sly/malicious intent
"Tom was Dolaning Dickie from across the harbour, how could he get a girl like Marge. It was at that moment, Tom decided that he wanted Dickie's life and would do whatever it took"

Except from Talented Mr Ripley.
Dolaning by Cottam November 4, 2012

Xavier Dolaning 

To do your patents really dirty (bonus points if it's your mom) by writing a book or a movie about how horrible they were to you when you were a kid
person A: Hey, I saw your son's movie about you.

person B: That movie was so harsh! He made me look like a really bad guy.
person A: Yeah you were victim of a pretty bad Xavier Dolaning.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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