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Dykery
Dykery, It's a culture! It's a lesbian social network that doesn't charge a bunch of hidden fees for it's services. Gives access to a number of cool web tools like:
- Geotagging for girls
- Blogs
- LGBTGI business resources
- Photo albums
- Video submission
- Shop for the girls
- Chat
- Vote on crap!
THE BEST PART? It's all about the user! Dykery let's the user shape the content, privacy, and ultimately the user experience. Dykery.com
- Geotagging for girls
- Blogs
- LGBTGI business resources
- Photo albums
- Video submission
- Shop for the girls
- Chat
- Vote on crap!
THE BEST PART? It's all about the user! Dykery let's the user shape the content, privacy, and ultimately the user experience. Dykery.com
dysterian
Someone with terrible eating habits or preferences that are sometimes contradictory or counter-intuitive ; or resulting in bad habits, poor nutrition and poor selection of foodstuffs. Even when aware and shameful of their folly, they persist in their negative habits.
Vegetarian: "Hey lets go to that new hipster vegetarian restaurant called "Boomer's""
Dysterian: "I can't. I hate mushrooms and most other vegetables... I'd rather eat this bag of cheese crunchies."
Vegetarian " What the hell type of vegetarian are you?!"
Dysterian: "I can't. I hate mushrooms and most other vegetables... I'd rather eat this bag of cheese crunchies."
Vegetarian " What the hell type of vegetarian are you?!"
dysterian by RevelAndDance July 14, 2016
Dystermite
The act of extreme tickling wherein the tickler bends the middle and ring finger down on both hands and secures it with the thumb (leaving the "rock on" fingers remaining tall), and proceeds to jab the victim on both sides of the ribs at once.
A key component of this style of tickling is that it is accompanied by the tickler making a machine-gun type noise with his or her mouth while attacking the ribs in a staccato-fashion with the fingers kept straight.
(caution: It is very rare to receive this style of tickling and remain standing, or walk away after an attack without having peed your pants.)
A key component of this style of tickling is that it is accompanied by the tickler making a machine-gun type noise with his or her mouth while attacking the ribs in a staccato-fashion with the fingers kept straight.
(caution: It is very rare to receive this style of tickling and remain standing, or walk away after an attack without having peed your pants.)
DIE-ster-mite
"Amy, you better let me have a bite of that ice cream cone, or I'm gonna dystermite you!"
"Watch out, Amber because Dad is in the tickling mood. I just saw him dystermite Andy for five minutes straight."
"Who wants a Dystermite?" - said by tickler in a group of children, usually while jabbing dystermite fingers in the air and making the accompanying dystermite noise.
"Amy, you better let me have a bite of that ice cream cone, or I'm gonna dystermite you!"
"Watch out, Amber because Dad is in the tickling mood. I just saw him dystermite Andy for five minutes straight."
"Who wants a Dystermite?" - said by tickler in a group of children, usually while jabbing dystermite fingers in the air and making the accompanying dystermite noise.
Dystermite by ChildhoodDystermiteRecipient July 15, 2009
suriya dyker
This is a Sri Lankan Man named Suriya Dyker, He spends all of his rupees on the love of his life Debbie
suriya dyker by dolphinlover69420 August 18, 2021
dykerchief
A kerchief, often a simple, traditional bandanna, popularly worn, by certain groups of urban dykes or lesbians, folded into a triangle and knotted around the neck.
dykerchief by The Ghostis April 21, 2008
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