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dWeb Pronounced /dee-Web/ abbreviation decentralized web. A solution to years of tyranny, repression and theft. See Freedom. Synonyms: Bitcoin, Choice, Rights. Antonyms: Dictator, Fiat currency.
YouTube just banned my video for no apparent reason! I am tired of being censored. I am posting my video on the dWeb so no one can take it down but me!
dWeb by dWeb Guide November 30, 2020
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dwebe • dweeb • Dewberry • dweb • debe • Debesh • dwee • debenhams • DeeBee • diebextrious
Similar in historical beginnings as ebonics, dwebonics is a variation of articulate english generally used by those in high-tech fields, Star Trek fans, politicians.

It is characterized as substituing relatively easy words and phrases with overly complicated ones.
Dwebonics: "Initiate water propogation through valve manipulation."
English: "Turn on the hose."

Dwebonics: "I have remotely calibrated the Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation optical encoding device to emanate visual/audio depictions"
English: "I turned on the DVD player"
dwebonics by JacknRochNY September 7, 2007

Dweeblerox 

The alien that lives inside the vaginas of whores. Dweeblerox can only survive by getting a necessary helping of penis. Dweeblerox strives to acquire ultimate satisfaction. Unfortunately ultimate satisfaction is unattainable and Dweeblerox will be in constant search for penis, making the whore in question, a whore for life.
Guy 1: Dude, I'm totally going to sleep with Alissa tonight.
Guy 2: Woah dude. You're going to sleep with Dweeblerox?
Guy 1: Dweeblerox? Who's that?
Guy 2: The alien inside her vagina that makes her a big whore.
Dweeblerox by DweebleroxRocks June 22, 2011

Squeeba Dweeb

A "Squeeba Dweeb" is a universal derogatory slang name or "Nick-Name" for a person with a wide variety of traits.

A "Squeeba Dweeb" has been formerly identified as a "Simp".. or "Nerd" or "Trick A** Hoe" of a person.
"Hey Todd.. Look at that "Squeeba Dweeb" over there, buying all that crusty broads drinks, he thinks he's going to get some poontang." or.. "Hey You "Squeeba Dweeb" get away from my car, your studded belt is going to scratch my paint"..

Dweebo Samuel 

An awkward looking, physically inferior person. Often seen having an awkward stance and/or an anger inducing face. This is a play on words of the NFL Star Deebo Samuel.
" That kid Jason is such a Dweebo Samuel bro. "
Dweebo Samuel by user456712 March 23, 2022
Dweebate, -Noun: a formal contest between two geeks in which the affirmative and negative sides of a proposition are advocated by opposing speakers.

-Verb: to engage in argument over geekery or to have an open discussion among two or more geeks regarding subject material that is either 'underappreciated' by the general public, or is over their heads.
John and Jill had a dweebate about string theory.
Carl dweebated proper chinchilla care with Justine.
Dweebate by pandasauce May 20, 2010
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026
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