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Dusty Plum Job 

A "Dusty Plum Job" is when you flower up your asshole nicely and proceed to fart on someones face while they are asleep, or just plain not expecting it. The result is the person have moist, poop sented flower all over their face and hair.
Man the bitch was passed out hard so i gave her the meanest dusty plum job anyone has ever seen.
Dusty Plum Job by megaman August 13, 2006

dusty-plum 

When a person is performing felatio on a man and stops before ejaculation causing the man to have "blue balls." After that, the person throws flour or baby powder on his member.
My girlfriend gave me a dusty-plum last night and it ruled.
dusty-plum by Digeridoo January 13, 2011

Dusty plumber 

When your girl takes a shit and doesn't wipe and you give her a good ol rimmer in an hour.
Brad gave Chad a dusty plumber .
Dusty plumber by Acoolstick July 21, 2017

Dusty Plums 

Dusty Plums are the sweetest of fruit. They are plums that are so ripe the skin is almost splitting. They leave you drenched and sticky but they're delicious on a hot summer day.

They're also the term for a thirst trap video including an attractive person biting into a dusty plum and getting the juice all over themselves. The original Dusty Plum video was posted on Threads in the summer of 2024. The OP bit into a overripe plum and let out a primal growl that left many watchers similarly wet and sticky.
These Dusty Plums have me yearning, dude. I can't handle watching any more of those videos.
Dusty Plums by 11thMeh July 9, 2024

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026