Plums

As in mums g but lykeee plumssss gggg

‘Yeh g trust me mummies plumies you already know’

‘Yeh broooo plumssssss life and all of dar’

‘Plums g’

by Brandilove April 28, 2021

Plums

A comedy word for the testicles. Poularised on the BBC tv program Top Gear, mainly by presenter Jeremy Clarkson.
Suitable for use in situations where 'bollocks' might offend.
E.G when talking to Aunt Mildred or the vicar.

Person 1: "You should've seen Dave the other night...kept groping up this bird in the club. Anyway, she got so fed up, she kicked him in the plums."
Vicar: WTF???

by D7 September 7, 2012

Plums

a discrete word for "thats what she said"

used when girls are present

mixed company setting...sitting at a restaurant

guy says
-dude this is so freaking good.

-Plums(thats what she said)

by hippieslacker January 6, 2009

Plums

the hairy, droopy and wrinkly ballsack of an elderly man

I just sucked my grandpa's plums

How was it

sour

by raviisaslut April 14, 2017

plums

the 2 round balls that sit inside a mans wrinkly sack. also known as a ballbag

I'd love to get my gums around your plums!

by Ho! July 23, 2006

plums

n. Balls. Globes. Happy sacks.

"If you've finished polishing the captain, you could have a suck on my plums"

by Stouffer November 7, 2002

plums

the testicles

Make sure you don't hit the plums of your opponent in the ring.

by The Return of Light Joker January 29, 2010