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Duties
Shitting out your uppity Jew lies and stealing other people's shit upto and including rights in the name of your kids.
Hym "Nah, I am not doing any duties until I get the credit I deserve and my fucking grievance is remediated and I CAN PROVE you are not protecting your kids by doing this and I can do it today. So, fuck your kids. You're delusional about being the fucking duty-man. The threat to you kids isn't greater than the threat this poses to me and their lives aren't more important than mine."
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duties at hand
duties at hand by big phat phart October 12, 2014
manly duties
manly duties by kasdjflas April 2, 2008
dead guy duties
Nacho: Ok... Maybe I am not meant for these duties. Cooking duty. Dead guy duty. Maybe it's time for me to get a better duty!
Jennifer: Hey, you are home all day, do your dead guy duties
Jennifer: Hey, you are home all day, do your dead guy duties
dead guy duties by Goonz March 8, 2013
bathroomly duties
Chauncey Throckmorton:
I must say, my dear Douchington, that I partook of a good deal of those White Castle "sliders" whilst visiting the United States. While I confess the taste was quite delightful, I was dismayed at the havoc they wrought upon my gastrointestinal system. Upon hearing the cacophonous stomach rumbling, I realized that the need to attend to my bathroomly duties was indeed urgent!
Winston Douchington:
Oh dear, my good Throckmorton, is there anything to be learnt from this most unfortunate turn of events?
Chauncey Throckmorton:
Well, Douchington, I suspect that the lesson to be learnt here is that one should eat the damned things whilst perched upon the porcelain throne.
Winston Douchington:
Ah, but of course, my good Throckmorton. But of course!
I must say, my dear Douchington, that I partook of a good deal of those White Castle "sliders" whilst visiting the United States. While I confess the taste was quite delightful, I was dismayed at the havoc they wrought upon my gastrointestinal system. Upon hearing the cacophonous stomach rumbling, I realized that the need to attend to my bathroomly duties was indeed urgent!
Winston Douchington:
Oh dear, my good Throckmorton, is there anything to be learnt from this most unfortunate turn of events?
Chauncey Throckmorton:
Well, Douchington, I suspect that the lesson to be learnt here is that one should eat the damned things whilst perched upon the porcelain throne.
Winston Douchington:
Ah, but of course, my good Throckmorton. But of course!
bathroomly duties by whimzzical July 13, 2010
Womanly Duties
Babying and cuddling your significant other, waiting on them hand and foot, giving them everything they want and desire. See wifely duties
Womanly Duties by JustTheDriver March 19, 2020
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