dutch tea

When a wrinkly old man who does not shower dips his dirty ball bag in his beer to make it a brown and dirty color.

Holy fucking fuck balls David, this beer tastes like a Dutch tea.

Shut up and drink your dirty ball water Garrett you curly headed fuck.

dutch tea by Van Dammit February 24, 2015

Dutch Tea Kettle 

When a man finishes by blowing his load into the bellybutton of girl, he then quickly turns and tears massive ass, violently blowing the seamen from the navel into the woman's face: forcing her to endure a hot facial of seamen and ass juice.

Jimmy: How did it go with Betty last night?

Frank: Well I was about to cum when I realized I need to fart so bad, so I just decided to give Betty the Dutch Tea Kettle.

Jimmy: Nice, I always thought she needed a facial anyway.

Dutch Tea Kettle by Jr. Jabronis May 5, 2010

Dutch Tea Break 

To have a wank at work

"I just saw Gary taking a porn mag in to the toilets with him."
"Well he must be having a Dutch tea break, the dirty little man"

Dutch Tea Break by Victor of Dagenham January 17, 2008

Dutch Teabag 

the act of farting while teabagging, the teabagging causes one to breathe through their nose which forces them to inhale all the odiferous fumes

William had mexican for dinner, which causes gas. Later that night, he was teabagging this chick and accidently farted. His scrotum was in her mouth so she had to inhale the rank fart. Eureka, the dutch teabag has been created!

Dutch Teabag by Kip_the_kage_fighter July 6, 2006

dutch teapot 

When you rip a fart under the covers in bed and when you move the blankets the smell wafts up from under the covers like a noxious cloud of steam from the worlds rankest teapot.

I was cuddling in bed with my husband and when he rolled over, the blankets shifted and I got a Dutch teapot so bad I thought maybe something had crawled in bed with us and died.

dutch teapot by Petitchou August 16, 2016

dutch teacup 

when you get 2 prostitutes and one cups your balls from behind while the other sucks you off

i got a dutch teacup with the milkmans wife

i didnt know she was on the game?

so is mrs fletcher

youre kidding! soon even the children will catch on

dutch teacup by Fox JK November 12, 2006

dutch rowing team

a version of the dutch rudder, but is done with a total of three gentleman. One sits in the midde and, while the others hold their erect genitalia, moves the others arms back and forth in a rowing type motion.

why wasnt harvard at the charles regatta this year? they are starting their own dutch rowing team.

dutch rowing team by stokesdawgkillah April 7, 2010