When a wrinkly old man who does not shower dips his dirty ball bag in his beer to make it a brown and dirty color.
Holy fucking fuck balls David, this beer tastes like a Dutch tea.
Shut up and drink your dirty ball water Garrett you curly headed fuck.
Shut up and drink your dirty ball water Garrett you curly headed fuck.
by Van Dammit February 25, 2015
When a man finishes by blowing his load into the bellybutton of girl, he then quickly turns and tears massive ass, violently blowing the seamen from the navel into the woman's face: forcing her to endure a hot facial of seamen and ass juice.
Jimmy: How did it go with Betty last night?
Frank: Well I was about to cum when I realized I need to fart so bad, so I just decided to give Betty the Dutch Tea Kettle.
Jimmy: Nice, I always thought she needed a facial anyway.
Frank: Well I was about to cum when I realized I need to fart so bad, so I just decided to give Betty the Dutch Tea Kettle.
Jimmy: Nice, I always thought she needed a facial anyway.
by Jr. Jabronis May 5, 2010
"I just saw Gary taking a porn mag in to the toilets with him."
"Well he must be having a Dutch tea break, the dirty little man"
"Well he must be having a Dutch tea break, the dirty little man"
by Victor of Dagenham January 16, 2008