A terdhole of a town in Western New York. The War of 1812 apparently started there and legend has it that Mark Twain had residence near by.
The weather is mostly crappy and the
sky is usually
gray. If you are popular you usually hold at least 5 memberships to local clubs and are definitely an alcoholic.
Bart's Cove is the hot spot. Niagara Mohawk aka NRG Energy makes the harbor look like crap and Purina stinks up the place.
Dunkirk Dave is the
stupid ground hog and no matter what he says there is always 6 more weeks of winter.
People get stabbed at the Fillmore and everyone gets their
weed from that nigga on 2nd street. The population is very diverse with a large minority crowd mostly consisting of Puerto Ricans.
Most of the younger generation think they are real hard inner city kids but most of the town has never made it past Buffalo and people only take vacations in
Florida because they all think it's the greatest place on earth. But really
Florida is just a big
hot Dunkirk.