dunkin doughnuts
dunkin doughnuts by cortland finnegan February 11, 2010
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Dunkin' Doughnuts
The act of cumming on a plain doughnut then dipping it into shit coffee.
How to:
1. Take a shit in a bowl
2. Let it dry out for a couple days
3. Grind it up and mix with 2 cups hot water
4. Take 2 tablespoons of shampoo and dry it out using a hair drier
5. Grind up the shampoo using a dirty PVC pipe
6. Add the shampoo topping to the coffee
7. Cum on a plain doughnut
8. Dip the doughnut in the coffee
9. Enjoy!
How to:
1. Take a shit in a bowl
2. Let it dry out for a couple days
3. Grind it up and mix with 2 cups hot water
4. Take 2 tablespoons of shampoo and dry it out using a hair drier
5. Grind up the shampoo using a dirty PVC pipe
6. Add the shampoo topping to the coffee
7. Cum on a plain doughnut
8. Dip the doughnut in the coffee
9. Enjoy!
Person A: Mmm, this Doughnut is so delicious! Where'd you get it?
Person B: It's a home made Dunkin' Doughnuts
Person B: It's a home made Dunkin' Doughnuts
Dunkin' Doughnuts by BodaciousFish May 9, 2011
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Canine tea bagging. Usually practiced by blue bloods who scoff at other dogs who dine on mere chow. If there is any doubt regarding dominance, the alpha wrestles the beta to the ground and dips his balls into his/her mouth. Owners usually appreciate the gesture, but cannot figure out why this does not usually pan out well at the work place.
Tick spent the night at Rex's house. After devouring lobster and crab the night before, a double-dog double-dump was in order the next morning. Afterwards, Tick was laying down in the grass...feeling satisfied. As alpha, Rex knew that only he should be happy and started dunkin' dognuts, while saying "eat THIS!!"
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dunkin doughnut
When a person(s) gives another a rim job and excretes there bowels in the other person(s) mouth. The mouthful of feces is then regurgitated into the rectum of the partner.
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Dunking doughnuts
A party game in which the participants all shove a custurd filled doughnut up their arse. The first one to leak out the custard from their arse has to eat the over participants doughnuts
Guy 1 : played dunking doughnuts with the boys last night what a mess
Guy 2 : what's that?
Guy 1 :it's like soggy biscuit
Guy 2 : what's that?
Guy 1 :it's like soggy biscuit
Dunking doughnuts by Croomer_ March 17, 2020
Dunking the doughnut
When you piss in your lovers mouth and then proceed squeeze out a chocolate doughnut and hold it between your ass cheeks. Then take your ass, position it over your lovers mouth and proceed to dunk your doughnut in her piss filled mouth.
Last night I dunked a bakers dozen of doughnuts in my wife's mouth. It was extremely satisfying.
My wife was open to the new idea of "dunking the doughnut".
My wife was open to the new idea of "dunking the doughnut".
Dunking the doughnut by Crack addicted retard whore February 21, 2009
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