12 definitions by The Guru Turtle

1

Pubic Lice

(A variation of Cockhole Fleas)

This fucking sucks, I've got cock fleas!

by The Guru Turtle September 15, 2008

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2

Damn man, you've got cockhole fleas!

by The Guru Turtle September 15, 2008

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3

When your mom gives your dad (or another guy) a blowjob, then kisses you.

Dave: Aww fucking gross, my mom just kissed me good night, and still had some cum on her lip!!!
Kenny: Haha, your mom gave you a blowjob kiss!

by The Guru Turtle September 16, 2008

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4

A program or other sort of cotton-related device used to extract or compress your black files.

Use NigRAR to extract your black files!

by The Guru Turtle April 14, 2011

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5

To take a shit

ie: dump a lump of shit out of your asshole!

"Oh shit, I'll be back! I have to go dumpalump!"

"Son of a bitch, I think I just dumpalump'd in my pants..."

by The Guru Turtle January 28, 2008

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6

Did you see that fucking plane!? It explone like a minute ago!

by The Guru Turtle April 14, 2011

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7

A dick the size of a donkey's dick

Damn look at that dude's donkey shlong!

by The Guru Turtle February 28, 2006

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