dump.com

Best fucking porn site. Period.

Guy1: Dude you gotta chaeck out dump.com, its the fukcing best!

Guy2- I'd rather not, it sounds goddamn disgusting.

next day

Guy2- Dude...

Guy1: What?

Guy2- I fucking love you.

by Cardboard_RocknRolla March 27, 2009

company dump

A bowel movement conducted while "on the clock" at work. Normally a good Company Dump takes longer than it should and can be used to avoid work assignments or meetings.

Fred: How was your company dump?
Jack: Not bad, I watched 13 youtube videos and tweeted twice!

by Extra Large Huevos - ELH September 8, 2013

Comfy Dump

When the bathroom is completely empty so you are free to comfortably poop at whatever volume and intensity you like without facing embarrassment.

since no one was in the Chipotle bathroom, I took the biggest and loudest comfy dump of all time.

by raynadayz April 27, 2017

comfort dump

Pooping just enough to relieve your rectum from being in pain. A Comfort Dump may be used to squeeze out just enough poo so as to relieve discomfort or to buy time until the pooper can make it home or to a more comfortable setting for a truly satisfying dymp.

I took a quick road side comfort dump until I could make it home to unload a real poo.

by RealDollParts February 11, 2017

communal dump

Everyone in a community stands together in a circle holding hands, bending over, and they all take a dump at the same time. However, pants are mandatory.

Alyssa loves to participate in Communal Dumps.

by Big Boodith Judith June 13, 2017

community dump

A shit that you take with all of your friends in the same bathroom.

"Aww man, lets go take a community dump!"

by mxlizard January 23, 2016

comfy dump

When you are sitting nice {comfy} on the {toilet} in a relaxed state and your back is reclined while you are taking a {dump}. It is defined by the position of the back and also a peace of mind !

Man I've had a really long day and I can't wait to get home to my OWN {toilet} and take a nice comfy dump.

by kin42750 June 17, 2011