An extremely dumb person who has no hope of ever regaining smartness ever again. They are unable to comprehend things like the average person and are so stupid that it must be diagnosed by a licensed dumbilitus doctor.
i.e.: "I'm feeling a little dumptious." or "begging your pardon ma'am, but my guts are full of chimichanga and I'm quite dumptious at the moment." or "I'm sure what you're telling me is really important but I'm too dumptious to give a shit."
adj. Describing someone who is famous for being an idiot; being socially or culturally inept, but recognized because of it.
Adam Curry is famous for being a V.J. on MTV and being a proponent of podcasting. Jimbo is dumbstrous for podcasting about how much he hates his boss, not knowing his boss subscribes to his podcast.