An extremely dumb person who has no hope of ever regaining smartness ever again. They are unable to comprehend things like the average person and are so stupid that it must be diagnosed by a licensed dumbilitus doctor.

Homie 1: Yoooo homie did you know I accidentally ran into a window
Homie 2: I think you got dumbilitus homie

dumbilitus by ilovehomies December 23, 2022

Related Words

dumbitious • Drumbitious Mirna • Disumbitious • Dubicious • Dubnitious • dufitious • dumbilitus • dumbitis • dumbstrous • Dumptious

Dubicious

When something or someone is dubious/suspicious

John was extremely dubicious whether Steve was telling the truth

Dubicious by Natman July 27, 2019

dumbitis

A disease in to where a person is diagnosed with the dumb

Im sorry ma’am, your son suffers from dumbitis

dumbitis by Kawaii trash:3 June 5, 2020

Dumptious

Feeling the need to move the bowels. A polite way to inform others that you have to take a shit.

i.e.: "I'm feeling a little dumptious." or "begging your pardon ma'am, but my guts are full of chimichanga and I'm quite dumptious at the moment." or "I'm sure what you're telling me is really important but I'm too dumptious to give a shit."

Dumptious by Snizzi Numbchucks September 11, 2013

Drumbitious Mirna

Metal Drummer Featured by multiple Platforms and magazines like DRUM! Magazine and percussive art society

Drumbitious Mirna is a metal drummer

Drumbitious Mirna by Coloradoan1991 October 27, 2022

dumbstrous

adj. Describing someone who is famous for being an idiot; being socially or culturally inept, but recognized because of it.

Adam Curry is famous for being a V.J. on MTV and being a proponent of podcasting. Jimbo is dumbstrous for podcasting about how much he hates his boss, not knowing his boss subscribes to his podcast.

dumbstrous by Aaron Silvers August 28, 2005

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026