dumbelton

A legend amongst men, a hero to all, the pinnacle of human evolution. A member of the Dumbelton clan is someone truly mighty. They are strong, exceptionally clever, immense athletes and modest.

Person 1: “oh my good look, there is Dumbelton! I want to be them, I kneel before their mighty presence”
Person 2: “Us mere mortals can but dream to be associated with their godly prowess”

by BlackCoffeeForTheWin January 7, 2021

Dunbartonshire Dumbarton Complex

Dunbartonshire Complex means having that state of mind thinking association with or living with people from Dunbartonshire, Scotland makes one dumb.

The Kiltbearers were aghast by Oprah after she showed signs of having Dunbartonshire Dumbarton Complex.

by Cyclonetrading July 6, 2021

dumpleton dealing

Dumpleton dealing is the skilled art of having the dexterity, skill and experience of dealing a game of poker where the dealer is able to manipulate the cards at the last minute or last round of betting in order that a player who was odds on favourite to win ends up losing to a very unlikely turn of fate. Many dumpleton dealers are also magicians and can adapt there skills easily to close up magic or street cons such as 3 card monte.

Ian had a Full House Aces over Kings, he could only lose to one card, middle pin nine of hearts to give the other guy a straight flush, Sarah was dealing and last card she turned the nine of hearts!! She was dumpleton dealing for sure!!

by GamblersRamblers January 16, 2014

Dumbarton Complex

Any dumb person who thinks that Dumbarton translates to being "dumb."

Jessica refuses to live in Dumbarton because people might think she is dumb. Oh boy, she has DUMBARTON COMPLEX.

by Cyclonetrading July 6, 2021

DUMPLETON

A word derived from the latin for shitcunt...meaning a mass mudering, super rapist with child luring tendancies. Also renowned for wearing outrageos hawaiian shirts and generally looking like a hobo with potential gambling problems. Only known deterrent is Dr Pepper.

''I will eat your young!!!''

Go fuck yourself Dumpleton you muggy creature!!!

He's done a Dumpleton...again... tut tut!!

Lock up your daughters...its Dumpleton time :O

by tobyjug1 July 12, 2009

Dumbledonger

When your cock and balls have so much hair on them that it resembles Dumbledores beard.

Tim: Did you see that nasty guys diz in the changing room?
Tom: Yeah, that was one helluva dumbledonger.

by Storm1979 July 26, 2011

dumbarton

the queerest middle school in bo-co (baltimore county) with the COOLEST KIDS. better than ridgly kids and cockeysville kids. way hawter, not as lame and do more drugs.
god love them, because THEY KICKASS.

oh my god, those dumbarton kidz are so effin crazy and hardcore! why cant we be as cool as them?!

by seamen! May 2, 2005