5 definitions by Storm1979

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When your cock and balls have so much hair on them that it resembles Dumbledores beard.
Tim: Did you see that nasty guys diz in the changing room?
Tom: Yeah, that was one helluva dumbledonger.
by Storm1979 July 26, 2011
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When you go out and with no effort whatsoever, a woman or women want to have sex with you. This typically happens for males in their prime.
I went out last night to hang out with the guys, and this girl literally fell on my dick.
by Storm1979 October 29, 2011
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When you have so much control over your ejaculate that you can pretty much spatter your DNA on, over or into pretty much anything you want, with deadly accuracy.
Did you see that shot, damn honey, I just shot you right and tight with my Semen Laser.
by storm1979 July 26, 2011
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When you ratchet off a nut on/in a lady of epic proportions.
I was carrying around a pound or so of pudding and I totally transformed into Nut Bustings on m'lady this morning.
by Storm1979 July 26, 2011
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When eat a Fiber One bar, or an alternative means of Fiber and or Bran and you come down with a hot case of the farts, all day, leaving you with a Branus.
Derived from the words bran, and anus, Branus.
by Storm1979 July 26, 2011
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