dumbelling

dumbelling is a fetish where your sexual partner urinates in your ear, for it to be a succesful dumbelling the urine must come out of the other ear.

i love dumbelling my obese wife

by Mike 'Obese' Hallman:D October 6, 2005

dumbelling

A sexual fetish, Dumbelling is urinating in a persons' ear, to achieve the rare and almost legendary "Golden Dumbell", the urine must come out of the persons' other ear.

"I still feel like I have urine in my ear after last night's Dumbelling session darling"

by Paul Connor October 5, 2005

Dumbling

Wearing unintelligent jewelry

Seriously dude? Wearing a 24 carat gold chain with your hoodie? Stop dumbling...

by ju13s February 5, 2012

Duelling Turds

The art of sliding a double ended dildo back and forth between two anal cavities using only farts and turds.

Did you hear Mike took both of those girls home last night?

Yeah rumor has it he stopped at White Castle for a crave case and then watched them play Duelling Turds!

by SilkyMeatloaf July 22, 2019

Dumbening

A rare, genetic condition found in males, usually surfacing at the on-set of puberty; the result of which is a swift plummeting of the carrier's overall intelligence.

Young Abraham quickly went from smart as a monkey to dumb as a chimp, as a result of his dumbening.

by Michael T. Lynch Jr., Scientician October 12, 2003

Dumblings are Chineis

Dumb dumplings from China said by a wise man who does not write well in English

Person 1: i want dumplings
Person 2: but you’re dumb
Person 1: i guess ill have dumblings

Person 2: haha dumblings are chineis

by Roadwork Ahead January 21, 2021

Dumbling-down

Doubling-down on a dumb, stupid, idiotic comment.

Literally anything said by President Trump, to which he and/or his deplorable sycophants follows with an even more dumb comment.

First, Trump calls a bunch of countries shithole, then tried to deny it and now his followers are saying it's "bar-room talk". These morons are just dumbling-down on his vileness & racism.

by JSJoyce January 12, 2018