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Dumbassfuck 

n. Someone, who by looking at them, it cannot be deciphered if that person is a dumbass or dumbfuck, so he or she is probably both of them.
Look at Jeremiah over there. He's walking around with his pants falling down and dancing like a fool. What a dumbassfuck!
Dumbassfuck by Fartface Jones November 30, 2011

dumbassimus maximus 

The term used to define a person who is idiotic to the extreme.

A congratulatory term given to a person with the n'th degree of stupidity, the maximum dumb ass.

The term has its beginnings in sayings which are followed by the "to the max" or "to the maximum"
You are the dumbassimus maximus! Congratulations you f-ing dill hole!
dumbassimus maximus by Desyre October 25, 2010

dumbassism 

A criminal offense in which a person acts like a dumbass.
Johhny was caught wanking in his car. He will be convicted of dumbassism.
dumbassism by r-u-done April 12, 2005

Dumbassicide 

Dumbassicide occurs when one's stupid and dumb ass behavior results in their own death.
The thief who was killed when the truck that he was trying to steal ran over his head is a victim of dumbassicide. (True story)
Dumbassicide by Joe_/Scott1 December 9, 2008

Dumbassitude 

The act of being a dumbass and getting an attitude when someone tells you that you are being a dumbass
Man my friend had a bad case of Dumbassitude after I told him to stop being a dumbass and trying to dump his girl
Dumbassitude by TinShells December 4, 2016

DumbAssItis 

a viral infection of the brain which will never completely go away and appears randomly throught ones life

commonly referred to as DAI
The Presidential elections clearly defined even our countries leaders suffer from DumbAssItis.
DumbAssItis by michael February 26, 2005
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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