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Dumb Hoe Bag 

A person,typically female who doesn't care for one person so she sleeps with the whole town

Dumb safeway bag/cal 

A depressed faggot. He’s a short gremlin mix but he’s very cool and nice. He’s a proud non wiper!
Dumb safeway bag/Cal: I don’t wipe
Everyone: DATE ME

dumb as a bag of hammers 

adjectival clause describing someone who is superbly stupid
My neighbour's as dumb as a bag of hammers - he's trying to change his tires without a jack.

Dumb as a bag of rocks 

Extremely dumb.
Popularized on " The Big Bang Theory".
All the guys I knew growing up were as dumb as a bag of rocks.

Bag of Dumb 

So stupid, you can't put it in another way. Usually said after hearing a joke that's not funny, but dumb.
"Chad, that's a bag of dumb."
Bag of Dumb by Zanmark November 15, 2004

bag of dumb 

best explained as a way to describe prissy faggot men (usually in their twenties) who work at Hot Topic and take way too much pride in their work ($170.03 per week).

These cellulites can usually be seen leaning on the sticker counter (arms crossed) loudly voicing opinionated insults at customers (commonly customers who don't live up to the tackiness status)

History: A word spawned from the the mouths Hot Topic empolyees in early 2008 used to describe the inbred tacky group of Hot Topic employees
Tacky H.T.E. : "Need help finding anything?"
Customer: "No, I'm just looking, thanks."
Tacky H.T.E. : (loudly) "You don't need to lie. Wandering around on a friday night with nothing to do, I know how it is, I know how it is. A new shirt might help."
H.T.E. : "Dude, you're a bag of dumb."
Tacky H.T.E. : "What?"
Customer: "If your dick's as scrawny as your arms, you're in trouble."
bag of dumb by freedomfighters June 18, 2008