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1. An expression to refer to those Americans who live unexciting or unexotic existences. Typically used by truckers, construction workers, or others whose livelihoods aren't geographically dictated.

2. Boring middle class white people who live in suburbs.
Sam: All they do is bitch about their commute.
Bob: Of course. They're duffers. That's what they do. That's their biggest problem.
Duffers by mathias83 March 12, 2008
Those pedo things online that try to make the distinction between children and teens. That is the Duffer.

Duffers might say want to netflix and stalk teens rather than netflix and chill.

This term was created as Duffers write stories involving other peoples actual childhoods. Not just oh I like that style from the 70s. Duffers stalk teens in Texas and try to make money from them without contracts. And make up excuses between child and teen pedophiles creating excuses and enabling pedophilia and try to align themselves where children go for entertainment.
Woah Duffer that is someone else's childhood Duffer, are you not able to tell the difference... That is a teenager, not a child.
Duffers would make up some excuse to continue being a pedophile. You have encountered them online, we all have.

Duffers' Syndrome 

A slang term for the very serious medical condition duphershypertrophy whereby the sufferer acquires over time excessive fatty tissues to the nasal region, giving the patient the not unpleasant features of a gnomish looking fellow; rosy cheeks from the strain of holding one's nose up all day, at times somewhat gormless facial expressions (which can be attributed to the drag-factor but more often can lead an innocent bystander unaware of the condition to conclude that the sufferer is possibly some sort of simpleton) and of course the ever-expanding, bulbous nose which grows and grows like in that fable about the enormous turnip...

Prognosis: Not good; rhinoplasty recommended.
What are you doing resting your nose on that snooker cue? Have you got Duffers' Syndrome or something?
Duffers' Syndrome by Mouldy123 April 3, 2011

Tweedle Duffer

Someone who goes into the jungle gets bitten by a tick or denge bug and catches a 5 day fever AKA jungle fever
I held on to the antibiotics incase I met sombody who would be such a tweedle duffer as to run though the jungle with no bug spray on.
Tweedle Duffer by DemonWeapon April 14, 2017
adverb. a synonym for the word definitely. used to express complete agreement or strong affirmation.
guy #2: dude you wanna come to my party, it's gonna be super sick!
guy #1: defferson!
Defferson by Brent Handles January 23, 2009

cattle duffer 

One who alters the brand on cattle and steals them; a cattle thief who ‘duffs’ the cattle by altering the brand.
10 years ago, we were just a couple of cattle duffers.
cattle duffer by szaki March 5, 2012

Duffered 

When you go to get a cup of coffee and it is the bottom of the pot, then you have to make a new pot and wait for it to be brewed.
Watch this, that pot of coffee is almost out, that guy is going to get Duffered. "Fuck man, I just need a cup of coffee, now I have to make a damn pot, you guys suck!"
Duffered by Coffee Bandit January 23, 2018
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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