duech bag

a foreign douche bag

That Albanian asshole was a complete duech bag.

by m.c. fly October 4, 2010

dutch bag slapper

This is a rare phenomenon, which can happen when a turd is so solid it stands up straight, only to collapse, hit the balls and destroy everything in it's path.

As a fellow Dutchman I can say that these toilets are notoriously known for causing so called 'dutch bag-slappers"
dutch bag slapper

by bag slapper April 2, 2023

dueche bag

1. Cunt Cleaner
2. Jerk
3. Fancy purse

1. "hey Ashley, have you seen my dueche bag? I need my cunt squeaky clean for prom night."

2.Jim:"Hey Tom, I kinda nailed your sister last night." Tom: " dude your such a deuche bag, she's only 13"

3." Mr.Hennington bought me the perfect douche bag for my birthday, it matches my favorite dress"

by MojoMagic November 7, 2007

duesch bag

1) the vile smelly mixture of water, yeast, cum, and whatever else that has been inserted in or living in the vagina that comes out after squirting water in a dirty, usually old, vagina or "duesching." The water is inserted from a bag and subsequently collected in the baag.

2) A guy who thinks he is cool but in reality is the equivalent of a bag of duesch.

3) George Bush

Johnny is such a duesch bag.

by irishprick October 24, 2005

Duch Bag

a complete NOOB, not dueche in any way. Duch, as in "Dutch". Totally idiot and/or asshole. the fag of the group. this person would be Fez in "that 70's show" cast

wow derek, Aaron just got caught holding that guys hand. What a Duch bag, bro.

by Alec H February 1, 2009

dusch bag

1)A dumbass person with no brains
2)A tool used to clean up after the female uses a dusch.

Dude steven is a dusch bag

by Slob on ma knob June 24, 2003

duece bag

see douche bag

you are a douche bag if u think its called a duece bag.....and you drink the water

by shade January 11, 2004