Duckhawk
A rare and surprisingly agile bird of prey. The Duckhawk will swoop down from great heights and quack in your face before tearing out your eyeballs and eating them for dinner.
Guy #1 "What is that thing?"
Guy #2 "Oh shit I think it's a duckhawk"
Guy #1 "RUN AWAY!"
Duckhawk "QUACK"
Guy #2 "Oh shit I think it's a duckhawk"
Guy #1 "RUN AWAY!"
Duckhawk "QUACK"
Duckhawk by Theguywhoknowsstuff July 12, 2010