dickshaking

Doing nothing productive; hanging around; wasting time.

Friend 1: Hey bro! How was history class today?
Friend 2: Nah! Don't even ask... Our teacher had to attend a spontaneous meeting so we spent the whole time shaking our dicks.
Friend 1: C'mon, there's nothing wrong with a little dickshaking!

by ecrear November 28, 2010

Digshaking

When you intentionally mess up a pop culture reference, misidentify a song, artist, movie, or actor to trigger incels on the internet.

Person 1: American Bad Ass" is my favorite Limp Bizkit song!
Person 2: errrrmmmmmmm... that's Kid Rock...
Person 3: Relax Fish, he is just Digshaking.

by AngryLarry February 21, 2019

dicksucking

when your girlfriend sucks ur dick

dicksucking a good thing

by bob sucker September 24, 2005

dicksucking lips

A womans lips that are plump, full, or unordinarily spongy. Lips that would feel even better than normal lips if wrapped around your penis.

cocksucking lips

Man she's got some nice dicksucking lips.

by D January 12, 2004

Social dickstacing

Refraining from intimacy (particularly gay sex). Coined during the “monkey pox global health crisis” in order to better explain the CDC recommended health guidelines.

Bob: We should really be social dickstacing.

Jimmy: Social distancing? Covid-19 was 2 years ago!
Bob: No, Jimmy. Social dickstacing. No more anal.

by RoofUnicorn69 August 20, 2022

dickslaping

{dickslaped}

the act of being bossed, or pushed around.

My boss was dickslapping me around all day today
At work, i was dickslaped every which way

by NO MAM August 22, 2005

Dicksharding

The act of inserting glass tubes into the genital chamber of a male or female and proceeding to break the glass while still inside the genitalia. This gives the receiver multiple simultaneous stimulations resulting in an out of body experience.

Tom can't hang out tonight, he and Janey went a little too hard on their last dicksharding session so he's in the emergency room.

by Pat Dow June 2, 2021