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A being of infinite jest, better known for preying upon the souls of unexpecting occupants of a haunted house.
"Duck Monkey, why must you kill?"
by Matt Mousseau May 21, 2006
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When your face looks like a duck and monkey fucked each other and you were the product.
Man1: Hey look at Jaber, he's laying mack down.

Man2: Holy shit! He's mackin' on a duckmonkey.
by Anthony March 13, 2004
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A noble creature often referred to in Fictional novels. Has 3 feet and 6 balls
Ted Wong was bited by a duck monkey
by Joe T6 May 11, 2005
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