duck print 

Another term for oddly shaped man bulge, like moose knuckle or saddle bags.

"Omg Rebecca, look at how tight his shorts are"
"Hes got some serious duck print going on"

duck print by Brodolf Shitler April 11, 2017

carbon dickprint 

The amount of money an individual or corporation is screwed out of by it's so called "carbon footprint"

1.The carbon dickprint to my utility bill is $40 a month.

2. Under the proposed cap and tax legislation, XYZ's carbon dickprint will be $10,000,000 a year.

carbon dickprint by josjr March 29, 2010

dickprint

The red, oblong mark left on the face following a nice hard cock slap.

Maggie was trying to cover up that dickprint for days after trying to feel up my sister.

dickprint by metropolista December 29, 2008

Dickprint

A malicious word for children

Hey mate, how is the new dickprint?

Dickprint by LemonySnickets June 7, 2018

Carbon Dickprint 

The amount of carbon footprint created by masturbating to pornography with a story line based in gasoline related transportation.

Dillion: So, I was jerking off to this hot chick on Slam Van #mobilestabbincabin and it got real weird.

Everyone else involved: (scoff) Your carbon dickprint is causing the extinction of the warted toad licker of South America!

Carbon Dickprint by Deanzie bopper March 19, 2018