duck a fuck

Too versatile for a definition, can be used to express all emotions

“Oh duck a fuck, I’ve smashed my phone”

by Harvey. S April 10, 2019

Fuck fuck fuck a duck

Song

Fuck Fuck Fuck a Duck
Screw a Kangaroo
Finger Bang an Orangutan
Orgy at the Zoo

by WB-dog June 28, 2010

fuck a duck

An ode to duck fucking to the tune of the popular children's song, "Row, Row, Row Your Boat"

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
69 a porcupine.
Orgy at the zoo.

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
Finger an orangutang.
Orgy at the zoo.

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
Eat a grape, rape an ape.
Orgy at the zoo.

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
Masturbate with a snake
Sunning at the zoo.

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck
Gently in the ass
Roll around on the ground
Until you cum at last!

by Quackalishus March 22, 2004

fuck a duck and give it a buck

something to say when it all goes wrong

guy 1 : dude, someone just robbed your house

guy 2 : well, fuck a duck and give it a buck!

by wootwootdewde July 8, 2012

Go Fuck a Duck

A great phrase that can be used to get people to shut up, and it ryhmes!

Teacher: "Why didn't you do your homeworck?"
Person: "Go fuck a duck"

by John F K May 24, 2005

fuck fuck fuck a duck...

A Song sang to the tune of row row row your boat.

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck
Screw a kangaroo
Sixty-nine a porcupine
And hope he blows you too.

by Dana July 11, 2004

Fuck a duck

When something goes wrong. Can be used to express anger or disappointment.

"Fuck a duck, I just missed the bus"

by Phil May 23, 2004