fuck a duck

An ode to duck fucking to the tune of the popular children's song, "Row, Row, Row Your Boat"

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
69 a porcupine.
Orgy at the zoo.

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
Finger an orangutang.
Orgy at the zoo.

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
Eat a grape, rape an ape.
Orgy at the zoo.

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
Masturbate with a snake
Sunning at the zoo.

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck
Gently in the ass
Roll around on the ground
Until you cum at last!

by Quackalishus March 22, 2004

fuck a duck

oh shit

fuck a duck! we're going to crash!

by Anonymous August 30, 2002

fuck a duck

being surprised by somthing or someone.

well fuck a duck, look who decided to show his face!

by siliman rebrag December 4, 2004

fuck a duck

1. oh SHIT!!!

"FUCK A DUCK!!! i left my weed at home!!!"

by JaXceE April 11, 2003

fuck a duck

1. expression used in place of "oh shit!"
2. a fun ditty

1. fuck a duck! No papers!
2. (tune of Row, Row, Row Your Boat)
Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck
Screw a kangaroo
Stick your finger in a yak
Support your local zoo!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 30, 2009

fuck a duck

When a bitch is trying you and you need them to "fuck a duck".
It means "fuck off", but with a little bit of humor.
When you cant stand an annoying person and just want them to leave.

Go fuck a duck Jerry i am tired of dealing with you right now.

by urbanDICKitionary June 21, 2017

fuck a duck

poem

fuck fuck fuck a duck
screw a kangaroo
69 with a porcupine
man I love the zoo

by chelsea knell September 28, 2003