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An ode to duck fucking to the tune of the popular children's song, "Row, Row, Row Your Boat"
Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
69 a porcupine.
Orgy at the zoo.

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
Finger an orangutang.
Orgy at the zoo.

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
Eat a grape, rape an ape.
Orgy at the zoo.

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
Masturbate with a snake
Sunning at the zoo.

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck
Gently in the ass
Roll around on the ground
Until you cum at last!
by Quackalishus March 22, 2004
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An expression of frustration when something minor goes wrong.
you've just spilled something on your new shirt. Ah fuckaduck....
by Emmsie84 December 27, 2011
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An expression of surprise.
Well fuckaduck! I never knew such a position was possible!
by JSlayerUK March 30, 2005
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An interjection generally being another phrase for common cuss words that you yell when you mess things up, something isn't going right, or you just hurt yourself.
Bob stubbed his toe on the kitchen table and immediately yelled,"Well fuck a duck!"
by Girnola December 11, 2010
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When something goes wrong. Can be used to express anger or disappointment.
"Fuck a duck, I just missed the bus"
by Phil May 23, 2004
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Crude Song Sang To The Tune Row-Row-Row-Your-Boat
Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
69 a porcupine.
Orgy at the zoo.

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
GangBang an orangutang.
Orgy at the zoo.

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
Eat a grape, rape an ape.
Orgy at the zoo.

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
Masturbate with a snake
Sunning at the zoo.

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck
Screw a kangaroo
motorboat a pregnant goat
An orgy at the zoo!

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck
Gently in the ass
Roll around on the ground
Until you cum at last!
by QuackMeNicely November 04, 2009
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