ducess

like later. im outta here. see ya.

Hey i gotta go. ducess.

by itbeemiko September 13, 2009

In The Shadows of The Duchess

(noun): extortion tool disguised as book and used ad nauseam (2.5 yrs +) by Samantha Markle in her unsuccessful shakedown of her half sister, The Duchess of Sussex, and The Royal Family; con.

(verb): bluff uttered to deceive

(adj): imagined accomplishment used to gain attention.

You can’t scare me and make me give in to your demands, I don’t cower to the In The Shadows of The Duchess

move.

If you don’t give me what I want I will embarrass you, don’t make me use In The Shadows of The Duchess, you will regret it.

I am an author with a quick wit, I wrote In The Shadows of The Duchess

by GrammyQ May 6, 2019

charlatan duchess

char·la·tan duch·ess - (noun) A name coined in 2018 for Meghan Markle upon her marriage to Prince Henry of Wales. A worldwide movement ensued with social media battle lines drawn between Markle supporters and those behind the hashtag of #Megxit, #NotMyDuchessEVER! #NotMyDuchess and #CharlatanGrifter.

In Britain and with anti- Markle fans, Meghan Markle will forever be remembered as the Charlatan Duchess.

by SomewhereInTheUnitedKingdom April 30, 2019

Tales of a Grifter - The Charlatan Duchess

Tales of a Grifter - (MMTCD) The Charlatan Duchess, is a secret Facebook group that launched a worldwide phenomenon in January 2018. The group was the brainchild of an unnamed woman in the United Kingdom, who provides a safe place for people who oppose the marriage of Meghan Markle and Prince Henry of Wales. Starting out as a public cyber gathering place for like-minds, it soon became evident that the group was going to undertake subject matter that would trigger rhetoric from both Markle supporters and detractors. Members bring forth readily available articles/information from the Internet gathering to privately discuss their views. The group is responsible for creating the hashtag #TheCharlatanDuchess and pushing the hashtag #Megxit. Over the past year and a half, the group has been featured in a number of digital media publications from all over the world. The Charlatan Duchess brand (TM), boasts thousands of members on their varied social media platforms. The "Grifter" part in the name of the group makes reference to Markle's questionable past and the present spending habits on the backs of the British taxpayers.

It's difficult to join the secret group that falls under the Facebook group, Tales of a Grifter - The Charlatan Duchess without being scrutinised and vetted by the Administrators.

by APlaceInTheSunshine May 9, 2019

Rubber Duchess

Undertaking a masturbatory act on oneself, wearing Marigold rubber gloves and your Mother's best pearls or costume jewellery.

Nah, can't stay for another one lads. Got to pop home to let the Rubber Duchess out before Mum gets back from Aunty Karen's.

by I am Simon, I am bald. August 5, 2016

Charlatan Duchess

She is a middle aged woman trying to live out her childhood fantasies of being a princess by manipulating a stupid British prince into marrying her by pretending to be pregnant. She is not liked by the British people and spends a lot of taxpayer dollars trying to get them to like her. She also spends a lot of time obsessing about her image on social media and spreading gossip about Kate Middleton.

Meghan Markle is a Charlatan duchess.

by Royalty rocks May 1, 2019

duchess slant

The most uncomfortable sitting position known to man. Female members of the British Royal Family, such as Princess Diana or Kate Middleton, tend to use to protect their modesty, while the male members are allowed to sit anyway they choose. It involves sitting with the knees and ankles tightly bound and slanted to one side. Not as preferable to the Cambridge cross, which involves crossing your ankles. One can only wonder how Kate Middleton keeps up that smile in public.

Bob: We’re going to a party today, sweetie. You should use the duchess slant when you sit.

Kate: I’d rather die.

by Abba Palindrome June 15, 2018