duesseldorf

A great city , probably the best in germany, known for it´s artists and its great beer-brands
Frankenheim Alt , germanys best beer is also made here.

A:"I hab to chose between a bitch and a cold german beer ..."
B:"SHIT , man that´s hard! and so what did you do ?"
A:" I took the beer, the bitch and had fun with both"

by BigBonerBenjamin March 23, 2004

duesseldorf

One of Germanys major administrative commercial and financial centers with Germanys 3rd largest airports; also serving as a suburb for much larger and cosmopolitan Rhine metropolis city of Koln = Cologne!

Duesseldorf is a village; its already in the name "Dorf"

by anonimously December 25, 2005

Duesseldorf Scheisswaffel

Duesseldorf Scheisswaffel:

When one buys used undergarments in online auctions, then wets them, and sucks out the stains when they arrive.

"Wow, that's some Duesseldorf Scheisswaffel!...She must have been a large girl!"...

by Nursery rhyme Rumpled Foreskin June 13, 2022

Dunseldorf

One of the most notorious hoods in #####, housing numerous dangerous opps.

Offending a Dumbsilledorfian can put you at risk of getting blicked by a 10KG dumbbell.

Person 1: Where you from?
Dumbsilledorfian: *pulls out dumbbell* YOU KNOW WE DO NOT PLAY LIKE THAT IN DUNSELDORF!

by Trarags November 2, 2022

Dusseldorf Anal Beads

The act of putting a Bratwurst chain inside your partners anus and then pulling it out at extremely high speeds.Eating the sausage afterwards is common.

Person 1:I heard Lisa did the Dusseldorf Anal Beads with Jack last night

Person 2:Didnt know she was into that!

by Lancerhandle June 9, 2021

The infamous Düsseldorf special

when a fart is shotgunned from one butthole directly into another butthole.

When I was in Amsterdam’s red light district I saw the infamous Düsseldorf special for 5 euros.

by J Sixer February 15, 2020

dusseldorf

Noun. Equivalent to a cleveland steamer but with a continental flair. A sexual act in which one partner defecates on the other partner's chest. Named for the German city. It can also be used as an equivalent to the word shit; as a verb or noun.

I heard Britney and Kevin broke up because she dropped a fat dusseldorf on him one time.

by ps3 in the b November 18, 2006