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boy: "yo angie, dtsmd?"
angie: "you know it!"
dtsmd by ej4 January 31, 2009
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Dtmd is an acronym which stands for the phrase "Don't tease my dog."
Dtmd, you son of a bitch.
dtmd by teh gzors January 6, 2008
Related Words
dtsmd dtmd DTSD dsmd dtfmd DTSDOB dtsm dtsmo dtspd dtwmd
Dtmd is a useful acronym that can be implemented in various types of situations to convey diverse meanings. The expression stands for the phrase “don’t tease my dog,” although it can be used in any topic, canine-related or not. Frequently, the term "bitch" is included as a noun of direct address following its usage. General uses for the aforementioned phrase are to cause general confusion to whom the speaker is talking, to signify the end of a topic or conversation, or simply to greet a comrade.
1:
Speaker 1: "So I sayz to mah ho..."
Speaker 2 (interrupting speaker 1): "Ugh... dtmd, bitch!"
Speaker 1: "LOL! WTF!"
Speaker 2: "pwn3d."

2:
Speaker: "Me and mah swiss miss are goin' up t’ da lodge to do da bang-bang-boogie. DTMD, BITCHES!"

3:
Speaker 1: "Yo, John!"
Speaker 2: "Dtmd, biatch! How are you today, my fine negro?"
dtmd by Pundit January 11, 2009
Dtmd is a useful acronym that can be implemented in various types of situations to convey diverse meanings. The term stands for the phrase “don’t tease my dog,” although it can be used in any topic, canine-related or not. Frequently, the expression "bitch" is included as a noun of direct address following its usage. General uses for the aforementioned phrase are to cause general confusion to whom the speaker is talking, to signify the end of a topic or conversation, or simply to greet a comrade.
1:
Speaker 1: "So I sayz to mah ho..."
Speaker 2 (interrupting speaker 1): "Ugh... dtmd, bitch!"
Speaker 1: "LOL! WTF!"
Speaker 2: "pwn3d."

2:
Speaker: "Me and mah swiss miss are goin' up to teh lodge this weekend for some quality bangin'. DTMD, BITCHES!"

3:
Speaker 1: "Yo, John!"
Speaker 2: "Dtmd, biatch!"
dtmd by Pundit December 9, 2008

Tmu dtmd 

Turn me up, don’t turn me down originated from Baton Rouge Louisiana but popularized by nba Youngboy and crew
TMU DTMD meaning hype me up don’t bring me down
Tmu dtmd by 4ClipsFull September 21, 2020
Acronym for "down to smoke more", escpecially pertaining to marijuana.
Max: "Should I pack another bowl?"
Felix: "Yeah man, I'm always dtsm."
dtsm by wizardofoh April 27, 2017
abbreviation for "down to suck dick" - one who is willing to prefrom oral sex on a male, suck dick.
simmilar to DTF

"Dude, did you fuck her?"
"No man, Genny is only DTSD"
DTSD by Genevieve!!!!YEAHH!!! April 5, 2007
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