dtfmd 

down to fuck my dude or down to fuck my dick

dtfmd?

dtfmd by Bella123456789 December 14, 2016

dtmd 

Dtmd is an acronym which stands for the phrase "Don't tease my dog."

Dtmd, you son of a bitch.

dtmd by teh gzors January 6, 2008

dtmd 

Dtmd is a useful acronym that can be implemented in various types of situations to convey diverse meanings. The expression stands for the phrase “don’t tease my dog,” although it can be used in any topic, canine-related or not. Frequently, the term "bitch" is included as a noun of direct address following its usage. General uses for the aforementioned phrase are to cause general confusion to whom the speaker is talking, to signify the end of a topic or conversation, or simply to greet a comrade.

1:
Speaker 1: "So I sayz to mah ho..."
Speaker 2 (interrupting speaker 1): "Ugh... dtmd, bitch!"
Speaker 1: "LOL! WTF!"
Speaker 2: "pwn3d."

2:
Speaker: "Me and mah swiss miss are goin' up t’ da lodge to do da bang-bang-boogie. DTMD, BITCHES!"

3:
Speaker 1: "Yo, John!"
Speaker 2: "Dtmd, biatch! How are you today, my fine negro?"

dtmd by Pundit January 11, 2009

Dtfm 

Do the fucking most

On me man, my girlfriend dtfm.

Dtfm by Kayyybooo April 21, 2018

dtmd 

Dtmd is a useful acronym that can be implemented in various types of situations to convey diverse meanings. The term stands for the phrase “don’t tease my dog,” although it can be used in any topic, canine-related or not. Frequently, the expression "bitch" is included as a noun of direct address following its usage. General uses for the aforementioned phrase are to cause general confusion to whom the speaker is talking, to signify the end of a topic or conversation, or simply to greet a comrade.

1:
Speaker 1: "So I sayz to mah ho..."
Speaker 2 (interrupting speaker 1): "Ugh... dtmd, bitch!"
Speaker 1: "LOL! WTF!"
Speaker 2: "pwn3d."

2:
Speaker: "Me and mah swiss miss are goin' up to teh lodge this weekend for some quality bangin'. DTMD, BITCHES!"

3:
Speaker 1: "Yo, John!"
Speaker 2: "Dtmd, biatch!"

dtmd by Pundit December 9, 2008

Tmu dtmd 

Turn me up, don’t turn me down originated from Baton Rouge Louisiana but popularized by nba Youngboy and crew

TMU DTMD meaning hype me up don’t bring me down

Tmu dtmd by 4ClipsFull September 21, 2020

DTFMT 

Down to fuck my tits

Girl: Hey are you DTFMT??
Khyl: oh fuck yes!!!

DTFMT by Isabella Parichi January 2, 2011