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Dtmd is a useful acronym that can be implemented in various types of situations to convey diverse meanings. The expression stands for the phrase “don’t tease my dog,” although it can be used in any topic, canine-related or not. Frequently, the term "bitch" is included as a noun of direct address following its usage. General uses for the aforementioned phrase are to cause general confusion to whom the speaker is talking, to signify the end of a topic or conversation, or simply to greet a comrade.
1:
Speaker 1: "So I sayz to mah ho..."
Speaker 2 (interrupting speaker 1): "Ugh... dtmd, bitch!"
Speaker 1: "LOL! WTF!"
Speaker 2: "pwn3d."

2:
Speaker: "Me and mah swiss miss are goin' up t’ da lodge to do da bang-bang-boogie. DTMD, BITCHES!"

3:
Speaker 1: "Yo, John!"
Speaker 2: "Dtmd, biatch! How are you today, my fine negro?"
dtmd by Pundit January 11, 2009
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Dtmd is a useful acronym that can be implemented in various types of situations to convey diverse meanings. The term stands for the phrase “don’t tease my dog,” although it can be used in any topic, canine-related or not. Frequently, the expression "bitch" is included as a noun of direct address following its usage. General uses for the aforementioned phrase are to cause general confusion to whom the speaker is talking, to signify the end of a topic or conversation, or simply to greet a comrade.
1:
Speaker 1: "So I sayz to mah ho..."
Speaker 2 (interrupting speaker 1): "Ugh... dtmd, bitch!"
Speaker 1: "LOL! WTF!"
Speaker 2: "pwn3d."

2:
Speaker: "Me and mah swiss miss are goin' up to teh lodge this weekend for some quality bangin'. DTMD, BITCHES!"

3:
Speaker 1: "Yo, John!"
Speaker 2: "Dtmd, biatch!"
dtmd by Pundit December 9, 2008
Digital Terrestrial Multimedia Distribution - DTMD is a wireless infrastructure for the delivery of bandwidth and data. It is designed to replicate the capabilities of orbital satellites in a terrestrial setting and at much lower costs. DTMD Access Point is a PoE ( IEEE 802.3 ) device similar to WiFi and Wireless LAN. DTMD operates on the Ku or Ka band. From a head-end facility, bandwidth and data are distributed via a mesh network of Access Points, each emitting about 100mW of power yet covering a range of 60 kilometres or more. Similar to orbital satellites, DTMD requires a line-of-sight to the access points.

As an alternative to orbital satellite communications, DTMD’s Earth-based satellite infrastructure is able to offer similar services, including: Wireless Multi-Channel TV similar to DTH, Broadband Distribution similar to VSAT-based broadband, Satellite News Gathering / Remote Broadcast Coverage, Distance Education, Digital Signage Networks.
DTMD is a wireless infrastructure for the delivery of bandwidth and data. It is designed to replicate the capabilities of orbital satellites in a terrestrial setting and at much lower costs. DTMD Access Point is a PoE ( IEEE 802.3 ) device similar to WiFi and Wireless LAN. DTMD operates on the Ku or Ka band. From a head-end facility, bandwidth and data are distributed via a mesh network of Access Points, each emitting about 100mW of power yet covering a range of 60 kilometres or more. Similar to orbital satellites, DTMD requires a line-of-sight to the access points.
DTMD by laraperez December 15, 2014
DTMD - it’s not my friend coming over
DTMD by VVIPphoto February 12, 2024

Tmu dtmd 

Turn me up, don’t turn me down originated from Baton Rouge Louisiana but popularized by nba Youngboy and crew
TMU DTMD meaning hype me up don’t bring me down
Tmu dtmd by 4ClipsFull September 21, 2020
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