dtext

Drunk texting abbrev.

I hope I don't fuck up and dtext my ex-girl friend.

by bjpena August 28, 2011

Dextop

How Indian Tech Support Scammers pronounce the word "Desktop", due to their accent. Used in friendly conversations for fun and to mock them.

2 friends speaking with each other
-...and yeah I have this problem with my computer.
-Do you have a dextop or a laptop?

by WeirdSpecialties June 29, 2016

Dexterbate

Pleasuring oneself to the mindblowing awesomeness that is Showtime's Dexter.

The roommates and I sat around and dexterbated for a couple episodes. It got real messy.

by Morgan Dexter September 27, 2010

detextify

The act to decipher drunk texts for sober people while drunk.

Original text : "I did indeedw gnin thru da car wa7h nfw cuz u made me drink"

Drunk conversion: "Need me to detextify? 'I did indeed. I'm going through the car wash now because you made me drink'"

by IMTheStig11 November 29, 2009

Mr. Dexter

When a creepy teacher is a pedophile.

Dude did you here about that teacher who looked down that girls shirt?

Yea dude he's a total Mr. Dexter.

by somuchsweggerdood August 31, 2017

Detextive

The morning after a hard night of partying when one has to go through their text messages and piece together the activities from the night before. Taking the text clues and putting together what happened.

"Dude! I have to do some detextive work, I woke up this morning with a naked picture from a stranger!"

"After some detextive work I realized I slept in a bush for 2 hours and then walked to Rite-Aid alone."

by Furk Busch May 26, 2009

Dexter's Laboratory

(DEX-ters la-BOR-a-tor-y) One of few shows (including Powerpuff Girls, Johnny Bravo, I Am Weasel, Cow & Chicken) broadcast on Cartoon Network that has been ranked as: the shit.

I just watched Dexter's Laboratory. It was the shit.

by PaulJoe July 4, 2011