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Drypie
When someone with a penis fakes an orgasm inside of you, pretending to give you a creampie while having raw sex because they went limp and are too embarrassed to admit it
So he told me he was going to get me pregnant, but couldn’t keep it up and ended up drypie-ing me. Pathetic.
Drypie by jobforatakingbackbane December 4, 2019
drypiss
A drypiss is one who is insolent and acts out of accordance like a shithead in almost every situation. They are unaware of the many consequences that lie before them. In a simpler term, they are just the biggest dickheads you will ever encounter.
Tony screwed my wife the other day and lied about to me. He screwed my daughter too. Tony , you are just the biggest fucking drypiss mate.
drypiss by AyyyyyBeeeee December 11, 2017
dryies
When you're smoking marijuana and your mouth gets so dry that you really really need a drink. The dryies just works way better than cotton mouth.
Variations: Dryees
Variations: Dryees
dryies by Caitlandia November 1, 2015
Dryie
Dryie by big man tom June 25, 2019
Dryping
While Dryping the young hot blonde ran the redlight, crashed into the pole and mispelled a word to her BFF.
Dryping by Skinman454 December 21, 2007
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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