dryies 

When you're smoking marijuana and your mouth gets so dry that you really really need a drink. The dryies just works way better than cotton mouth.

Variations: Dryees

"Damn, I've got the dryies." -Howard Shoelson

dryies by Caitlandia November 1, 2015

Van Driessen 

The sensitive, much-beleaguered, long-haired school teacher from Beavis and Butthead. His efforts to seamlessly integrate a hippie sensibility while taking on the role of the modern school teacher/authority figure could often lead to interesting consequences.

Mr. Van Driessen, as his students called him, sometimes tried to inspire them and enrich their learning experience through the use of song, which often seemed to lead him into some kind of trouble. He wrote such campfire tunes as "Men Have Feelings, Too" and "Touch a Mountain".

During one field trip, the students were becoming restless during the bus ride so he decided to calm them down with a performance of the second song mentioned, which became sadly prophetic as the bus driver made a, shall we say, confidently sudden stop and Mr. Van Driessen and his guitar were thrown mid-song through the windshield of the school bus and down a treacherous cliff.

He was later recovered by medics and brought up by helicopter although unfortunately not escaping many cuts and bruises brought on from the 100 ft+ descent.

Mr. Van Driessen asked the students to sit in a circle in a group exercise to help them to appreciate and respect each other's feelings.

Van Driessen by Eponymous Bosch November 14, 2004

that's going to itch when it dries 

The comment one makes when they, or someone else has a really wet-sounding fart

Billy: (farts loudly)
Tom: "Damn, Billy. That's going to itch when it dries!"

that's going to itch when it dries by Ocho-sinco November 23, 2016

Dryie 

Someone who hasn't you know had a wank

Person: You know Ben
Person 2: He's a right dryie

Dryie by big man tom June 25, 2019

drysies 

dry clothing; clothing that is untainted by moisture or wetness.

Dan and Simon threw me in the pool in my last set of drysies.

drysies by ilovedrysies October 23, 2009

driese 

Correcting someone when they are wrong.

You just got driesed.

driese by slappey October 3, 2017

Ricicle Dryness

RICE IKKLE DRYNESS

The dryness of the foreskin or loss of moisture on the end of the penis.

Oh Steve i was out in the sun for 3 hours and i went to pee and i found symptoms of ricicle dryness and droplets of smegma.

Ricicle Dryness by Branpkstain December 3, 2010