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dryies

When you're smoking marijuana and your mouth gets so dry that you really really need a drink. The dryies just works way better than cotton mouth.

Variations: Dryees
"Damn, I've got the dryies." -Howard Shoelson
by Caitlandia November 1, 2015
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Van Driessen

The sensitive, much-beleaguered, long-haired school teacher from Beavis and Butthead. His efforts to seamlessly integrate a hippie sensibility while taking on the role of the modern school teacher/authority figure could often lead to interesting consequences.

Mr. Van Driessen, as his students called him, sometimes tried to inspire them and enrich their learning experience through the use of song, which often seemed to lead him into some kind of trouble. He wrote such campfire tunes as "Men Have Feelings, Too" and "Touch a Mountain".

During one field trip, the students were becoming restless during the bus ride so he decided to calm them down with a performance of the second song mentioned, which became sadly prophetic as the bus driver made a, shall we say, confidently sudden stop and Mr. Van Driessen and his guitar were thrown mid-song through the windshield of the school bus and down a treacherous cliff.

He was later recovered by medics and brought up by helicopter although unfortunately not escaping many cuts and bruises brought on from the 100 ft+ descent.
Mr. Van Driessen asked the students to sit in a circle in a group exercise to help them to appreciate and respect each other's feelings.
by Eponymous Bosch November 14, 2004
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that's going to itch when it dries

The comment one makes when they, or someone else has a really wet-sounding fart
Billy: (farts loudly)
Tom: "Damn, Billy. That's going to itch when it dries!"
by Ocho-sinco November 23, 2016
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Dryie

Someone who hasn't you know had a wank
Person: You know Ben
Person 2: He's a right dryie
by big man tom June 25, 2019
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drysies

dry clothing; clothing that is untainted by moisture or wetness.
Dan and Simon threw me in the pool in my last set of drysies.
by ilovedrysies October 23, 2009
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driese

Correcting someone when they are wrong.
You just got driesed.
by slappey October 3, 2017
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Ricicle Dryness

RICE IKKLE DRYNESS

The dryness of the foreskin or loss of moisture on the end of the penis.
Oh Steve i was out in the sun for 3 hours and i went to pee and i found symptoms of ricicle dryness and droplets of smegma.
by Branpkstain December 3, 2010
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