Dryie 

Someone who hasn't you know had a wank

Person: You know Ben
Person 2: He's a right dryie

Dryie by big man tom June 25, 2019

drying pan 

n. A frying pan turned upside down and used as an umbrella. It will always keep you completely dry no matter how hard it rains.

First seen in an episode of Pokemon.

Oh no, it's raining! I know! I'll use my trusty frying pan as a drying pan!

drying pan by CanisMinor December 1, 2014

Dried Turds

Big dark nipples that have sunken into the wrinkled brown areola ... resembling dried turds (wet turds if in the bath)

My nipples are like dried turds from all the breast feeding

Dried Turds by Working Class Hero December 29, 2020

Van Driessen 

The sensitive, much-beleaguered, long-haired school teacher from Beavis and Butthead. His efforts to seamlessly integrate a hippie sensibility while taking on the role of the modern school teacher/authority figure could often lead to interesting consequences.

Mr. Van Driessen, as his students called him, sometimes tried to inspire them and enrich their learning experience through the use of song, which often seemed to lead him into some kind of trouble. He wrote such campfire tunes as "Men Have Feelings, Too" and "Touch a Mountain".

During one field trip, the students were becoming restless during the bus ride so he decided to calm them down with a performance of the second song mentioned, which became sadly prophetic as the bus driver made a, shall we say, confidently sudden stop and Mr. Van Driessen and his guitar were thrown mid-song through the windshield of the school bus and down a treacherous cliff.

He was later recovered by medics and brought up by helicopter although unfortunately not escaping many cuts and bruises brought on from the 100 ft+ descent.

Mr. Van Driessen asked the students to sit in a circle in a group exercise to help them to appreciate and respect each other's feelings.

Van Driessen by Eponymous Bosch November 14, 2004

drie 

Your name is adrien and you are doing that TikTok challenge

Adrien: remove the first and last letter of your name

drie by Ya got any grapes? May 18, 2021

driedfecta 

The combination of the three finest dried fruit: raisins, apricots, and cranberries

Kip: Can you pass the prunes and banana chips?

Pam: We don't have those here-- We only serve the driedfecta

driedfecta by dan theman October 22, 2008

Dryergasm 

When your dryer gets so horny with its large load that it orgasms, banging on the wall and groaning loud enough to wake the neighbors. Quick Solution: it needs to be turned off then on again.

Hang on a second, I'm having a dryergasm.

Dryergasm by L o p January 27, 2011