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Drunkupuncture 

Taking a sip from a drink and accidently sticking the tiny straw from the cocktail in your cheek, nostril, etc. due to intoxication.
Last night when I was at the bar talking to that hot guy, I was so wasted I think I did drunkupuncture to my nose.
Drunkupuncture by TrixieJay October 10, 2008

drunkuisine 

Foodstuffs or culinary combinations which are best suited for consumption and/or preparation by an intoxicated individual.
Lily ate an entire platter of deep-fried bacon-crusted pork rinds on my white suede couch last night-- that's some serious drunkuisine.
drunkuisine by Badwig September 28, 2009

drunkups  

Hiccups caused by the consumption of alcohol occurring while an individual is intoxicated.
I saw Katie last night and she had the worst case of drunkups after going out drinking.
drunkups by Chapel Hill October 20, 2008

DRUNKSAUSTED 

WHEN YOU FEEL TWICE AS FUCKED UP BECAUSE YOU ARE DOING HARD WORK WHILE POUNDING BOOZE
I'VE BEEN MOWING AND CRUSHING BEERS ALL DAY BABE....I'M TOO DRUNKSAUSTED FOR SEX
DRUNKSAUSTED by DADDYGROUNDBEEF June 14, 2013

drunkscussions 

Really super deep discussions had under heavy influence of alcohol, usually where revelations are had that are not to be remembered the next day.
"Do you remember those things we talked about last night?", "Nope, too bad they were drunkscussions..."
drunkscussions by PumpkinDrublic August 2, 2013

drunkbus 

the last bus home, aka the night bus. the passengers tend to be wasted/high/asleep.
i missed the last train and had to get the damn drunkbus home. 2 fights and 3 hours later i made it back!
drunkbus by flynt marco July 29, 2010
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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