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drunkass 

A peice of shit that inhales far too many beers or shots and stumbles around like a fucking dumbass
Look at that drunkass walking around like a stumbling clown, he is a fucking dumbfuck.
drunkass by slopass August 15, 2003

Drunkass 

When an individual appears and acts drunk or just generally crazy while they're not under the influence of alcohol or drugs.

Usually caused by lack of sleep
Linda: thE UNICORNS ARE BREAKING INTO THE HOUSE AND STEALING ALL OF MY DISHSOAP!!

Hank: Linda, are you drunkass again? It's almost 5am, go to bed.

Linda: IM LAUGHING AT THE WALLS
Drunkass by rebkedavra March 13, 2016

drunkass 

1) an individual who throws up more than once in an evening 2) An individual who is so drunk they decide to mix beer and peels 3) An individual who is nominated drunk girl/guy of the night 4) An individual who cannot remember any of the 3 above definitions 5) Nikki
"Did I have sex with anyone last night?"

"You're such a drunkass!"
drunkass by K-Fizzlefershizzle December 3, 2007

drunkass 

someone who doesn't like anal penetration/anal sex when they're sober, but when they're drunk they want/beg for anal penetration
she's got a drunkass, she never let me fuck her in the ass before, but she had a few drinks last night and was begging for me to stick it in her ass
drunkass by the muffin woman June 3, 2008
A foolish and fairly stupid person, usually online, who is generally completely oblivious to how much of an idiot they come off as. They usually have poor grammar, bad social skills and there's seldom anything thought provoking or even remotely interesting about their opinions and/or they post things that are ridiculously off topic to the discussion at hand.

There are two flavors of them: the young and immature garden variety Dunks and then the trollish, masochistic lifelong ones with something seriously wrong with them emotionally and mentally. Most Dunkasses are often young and usually mellow out as they get older and learn better netiquette, some even becoming valued and productive members of the community in question, though a rare few, people like Christian Weston Chandler, will stay completely unrepentant, stubbornly refusing to learn from their mistakes and learn social skills. A lifelong Dunkass often ends up with a long list of communities from which they've been banned and a bad reputation across their fandom or community.
Sam just posted something so stupid on our message board, he's such a Dunkass, we may have to ban him if he doesn't grow the fuck up.
Dunkass by ShinCookie November 2, 2016

drunkasaurus 

A person so under the influence of alcohol that they regress to acting like a prehistoric creature (stumbling around, grunting sounds, arms moving like t-rex arms)
Troy Wood went full drunkasaurus last night. Shit was amazing to watch
drunkasaurus by Johnnie Doey August 25, 2013
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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