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Drunk Talk 

The best talk of them all. Sweet sweet drunk talk. When you're smashed and you're talking about everything and anything.

Coined by Homer Simpson
"When I was driving those bastards home, all I heard was drunk talk"
Drunk Talk by your mom March 10, 2003

Drunk Talk 

ridiculous promises or accusations made only because drunk
"I was out drinking with Lollie the other night, and she said she'd drive 15 hours to Florida with me next weekend, but I think that was just drunk talk."
Drunk Talk by lizzzzz September 9, 2008

Drunk Talk 

Some who is intoxicated and doesnt shut the fuck up
1. Billy is smashed and wont shut the fuck up
2. When sally gets drunk she talks like a drunk
3.when i get smashed i pee my pants and talk about it like its a good thing
Drunk Talk by Dirty Harry October 6, 2003

shit talk drunk 

Talking like a pompous, elitist asshole when you are wasted.
Shit Talk Drunk Guy: My job is the best in the world. My company cured aids and cancer and invented hepatitis.

Sober Guy: Sure.

Shit talk Drunk Guy: Fuck you!
shit talk drunk by EggMcMuffown January 3, 2008

Drink Talk Learn 

Or DTL, for short. To play, participants pick a topic they are interested in and prepare a three-minute PowerPoint lecture on it. If they go over three minutes, they have to chug their drink and continue.
I chose to do my Drink Talk Learn presentation on Shadow The Hedgehog. I hope I win!
Drink Talk Learn by hippieoftheyear December 6, 2019

drunktalk 

The trash one speaks while drunk.
Girl 1: So what was up with that last night when that chick accidentally spilled her drink on you and were ready to fight? You were talking serious trash to her!

Girl 2: laughs...that was definite drunktalk! I was smashed!
drunktalk by xxxara January 10, 2009
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