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a flaming homosexual on EFNet, he likes to be teabagged in his sleep.
"Look at the pubes in drunix's mouth!"
drunix by mrsunix July 27, 2004
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drunxting 

verb: the act of texting while intoxicated or drunk.

Typified by numerous typing errors related to decreased motor skills and typically includes a lower regard or concern for subject matter and recipient.
It looks like Linda was drunxting again. She rarely texts me but last night I got 15 texts from her gossiping about Eric from work. I think she somehow managed to turn her t9 off because her typing was so sloppy it was difficult to understand what she was saying.
drunxting by DZintheplace2B March 25, 2009
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drunxpletive 

any word or words used with great passion and fury when failing at a drinking game
Chaz: "Todd, bro...you gotta make this cup. If we don't we'll get skunked. I can't live with that embarrassment of being bad at beirut."

Todd: "Dude, no probs bro. I got this like like my 3 popped collar shirts {that I am wearing all right now}."

(the shot is taken...and missed)

Todd: "AAAGGHH SHITTY TITTY NIPPLE FUCK!"

Professor Buzzkill: "Todd, are the drunxpletives really necessary? I am very disappointed in you."
drunxpletive by phlipnrip September 27, 2009

drunxican 

Used when referring to a drunk person, possibly of Mexican descent, in a jovial, party-like manner.
Sup, drunxican? Want to shoot some tequila, mang?
drunxican by Andy McAllister July 27, 2006

Drunxious 

Jeremiah became very Drunxious after drinking his 12 pack of beer.
Drunxious by Jake Stutsman December 28, 2007

drunxting 

The combination of being drunk and trying to send text messages with your mobile phone. This frequently results in disasterous consequences.
Chaz was drunxting and was not looking where he was going. He fell into the jacuzzi and broke his leg.
drunxting by Timbo Gonzo January 24, 2009

drunxting 

texting while being drunk
Mike got wasted last nite and was drunxting me at 4 in the morning
drunxting by shootermcjay September 20, 2009
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