Drunxt 

When people drink excessively and end up texting friends, family or even random numbers on their cell phones. Most often they are unaware who and what they're texting.

I got a drunxt from my ex-boyfriend last night.

Drunxt by Karie Aleon April 28, 2014

drunxt 

The act of texting while intoxicated.

Dude! I can't believe I drunxted my ex last night! Now she thinks I'm still in love with her!

Person #1 at the bar: "Where's Michelle?"

Person #2: Oh, she had 2 Angry Orchards, so she's in the bathroom crying and drunxting people.

drunxt by helplessheart April 18, 2014

drunkthrough

A strategy guide for a video game, which walks you through the game and story as you drink along. Similar to a walk-through, except someone does it while being intoxicated with alcohol. Basically when someone is playing a video game from start to finish and sometimes recording it with the end of sharing it online with other people. At the beginning of the game the person begins drinking, and by the end of the game (if the person manages to not blackout) they should be stone cold drunk.

GF: Please stop drinking baby!
FiGhTiNCoWBoY: I can't! I owe it to the fans!
GF: These drunkthroughs are killing us! Choose me or your drunkthroughs.
FiGhTiNCoWBoY: I choose beer, video games, and my YouTube Channel. Good day.
GF: But..
FiGhTiNCoWBoY: I said GOOD DAY!

drunkthrough by erdamalaZ August 17, 2014

Drunktified 

To be justified in nonsensical, scandalous, or criminal behavior due to the innate propensity to get shit faced.

I was drunktified in shitting on the neighbors lawn and knocking on their door during the party last night.

Drunktified by Kristen macon love cowell, III November 1, 2010

drunctional 

The state of one who is inebriated, but can still participate in intelligent conversation and perform simple tasks, like cooking macaroni and cheese or covering a city council meeting for the local newspaper.

Editor: "Don't drink too much at happy hour. You have to be at that zoning meeting by 7 p.m."

Reporter: "Whatever. The meeting is just down the street from the bar, and even after a few shots, I'll still be drunctional enough to get what I need and submit my story by deadline."

drunctional by minkiekitten October 8, 2009

drunxting 

verb: the act of texting while intoxicated or drunk.

Typified by numerous typing errors related to decreased motor skills and typically includes a lower regard or concern for subject matter and recipient.

It looks like Linda was drunxting again. She rarely texts me but last night I got 15 texts from her gossiping about Eric from work. I think she somehow managed to turn her t9 off because her typing was so sloppy it was difficult to understand what she was saying.

drunxting by DZintheplace2B March 25, 2009

Drunktional 

Clearly drunk, but still in a functional state of mind.

She downed an entire bottle of Jack and was drunktional enough to hang all the Christmas lights.

Drunktional by Xenagal01 December 23, 2013