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The Roland Drumroll

This is when a female is laying on her back and a man stratles her with his gouche region on her mouth. From here, the man lifts his erect penis in to the air, and flicks it onto the forehead of the female. If done properly, the penis should bounce upward with force. You can repeat quickly so it makes the sound of a snare drum, or go in a slow beating motion until there is red marks upon the forehead.
"Yo bra, my bitch was actin' up so I wiped out my manhood and gave her a The Roland Drumroll."

Pinche Drumroll

Someone who has "virgin ears". Others think of doing a drum roll on their "virgin" ear drums.
Pinche Drumroll by Steve Raymond January 5, 2008

drum roll flatulence 

That unexpected, very loud and unstoppable fart, usually rolling out in a crowded elevator or in a quiet restaurant.
As the flaming dessert passed our table, my drum roll flatulence was dramatically announcing its delivery.

Drum Roll 

The intense, romantic moment just before two people are about to kiss.
"Before we kissed there was this amazing long drum roll!"
Drum Roll by The slow poke July 7, 2009

Drum roll 

The moment leading up to a kiss
Marshall: So did you kiss her?
Ted: No I only got a drum roll...
Drum roll by ThATOnE October 13, 2014

Drum Roll 

When, after climaxing in a woman's vagina, the man pulls his penis out, and procedes to drum on her belly with it; lasts up to a minute, whence past a minute, it becomes tummy-beating.
I did the drum roll on her and the whole thing, then she cried.
Drum Roll by Paccali December 18, 2002
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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