Drumroll 

The moment leading up to the moment the lips touch; the kiss.

Friend: Did you kiss then??
Me: No, we almost did but our lips never touched

Friend: Oh! You drumrolled

Drumroll by Drewniak21 October 22, 2020

The Roland Drumroll

This is when a female is laying on her back and a man stratles her with his gouche region on her mouth. From here, the man lifts his erect penis in to the air, and flicks it onto the forehead of the female. If done properly, the penis should bounce upward with force. You can repeat quickly so it makes the sound of a snare drum, or go in a slow beating motion until there is red marks upon the forehead.

"Yo bra, my bitch was actin' up so I wiped out my manhood and gave her a The Roland Drumroll."

The Roland Drumroll by Dingleberry drop-kick June 6, 2009

Pinche Drumroll

Someone who has "virgin ears". Others think of doing a drum roll on their "virgin" ear drums.

Pinche Drumroll has virgin ears.

Pinche Drumroll by Steve Raymond January 5, 2008

drum roll flatulence 

That unexpected, very loud and unstoppable fart, usually rolling out in a crowded elevator or in a quiet restaurant.

As the flaming dessert passed our table, my drum roll flatulence was dramatically announcing its delivery.

drum roll flatulence by Dr Bunnygirl July 19, 2019

Drum Roll 

The intense, romantic moment just before two people are about to kiss.

"Before we kissed there was this amazing long drum roll!"

Drum Roll by The slow poke July 7, 2009

Drum roll 

The moment leading up to a kiss

Marshall: So did you kiss her?
Ted: No I only got a drum roll...

Drum roll by ThATOnE October 13, 2014

Drum Roll 

When, after climaxing in a woman's vagina, the man pulls his penis out, and procedes to drum on her belly with it; lasts up to a minute, whence past a minute, it becomes tummy-beating.

I did the drum roll on her and the whole thing, then she cried.

Drum Roll by Paccali December 18, 2002