After removing fiber from one's diet, it is the act of expelling rigid fecal matter directly into another
individual's anus. For members of the same sex, the act is only considered
homosexual in nature if the rectums touch (intentionally or unintentionally). This act carries a moderate risk of inadvertently becoming a
homosexual.
Randy and I performed The Chocolate Drop and Swap while hanging out last
night. It was a close
call, we came within about half an inch of accidentally becoming gay.