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to drive stick (verb) 

His car keeps stalling because he doesn't know how to drive stick
to drive stick (verb) by e_rowdy November 17, 2003

to drive stick (verb) 

"yo, she ain't no dyke, she drives stick, fo' sho'!"

Light Drive Flash Stick 

A USB drive that can carry information in varying increments. It is plugged into the USB port of your computer.
I put my English paper on my light drive flash stick. That way, I can work on my paper at home.

couldn't drive a greasy stick up a pigs ass 

Referring to someones inability to do something.

Most commonly used to portray someones shit driving ability.
Dude 1: "Let me drive"
Dude 2: "You couldn't drive a greasy stick up a pigs ass"

Stick Shift Drive 

The act of taking a man's penis and jerking it in a circle like a stick shift handle, and than inserting your foot deep into the mans anus to resemble putting your foot on the gas while driving a car.
Last night brad came over and drove me crazy with the gnarliest stick shift drive ever.
Stick Shift Drive by imnaughty123 November 13, 2011

sick drive 

The opposite of sex drive. It happens when you're sick and you can't really get aroused. You usually need to have a pretty bad cold or the flu to get it.
Dude 1: Dude! Last week I had the flu, and I missed work but I was really bored cuz I didn't feel like watching porn.

Dude 2: But dude, you're addicted to porn and you watch it at least 7 hours a day!

Dude 1: I know, but I had a sick drive instead of a sex drive.

Dude 2: Oh. Sorry dude. That sucks.

Dude 1: I know.
sick drive by THEBLOBMAN July 29, 2010